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Yo mama's so fат, when she farted pluto's ice caps melted.

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Yo momma is so fат that when she saw a yellow school bus go by full of white kids she ran after it yelling, "ТWINКIЕ! "

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I was going to make a fат joke
It didn't work out.

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Yo Momma's so fат when I told her to touch her toes she said, "What are those"?

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Yo momma is so fат when she went to KFC the cashier asked, "What size bucket?" and yo momma said, "The one on the roof."

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Yo momma is so fат, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!

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Yo mama so fат she has more rolls than a bakery.

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A man is driving happily along when he is pulled over by the police.
The copper approaches him and politely asks, "Have you been drinking, sir?"
"Why?" snorts the man.
"Is there a fат bird in my car?"

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I may be a cold hearted and a unloving вiтсh, but I'm dамn good at it
How am I driving? Call 1800-KISS-MY-ASS
I'm not an alcholic
Alcoholics go to meetings
I am a drunk
NO FАТ CHICKS!
Dont laugh at my ride, your daughter may be in it!
Horn broke watch for finger
I'm not pshycotic, I cant read your mind.
Keep staring I might do a trick.
Chicks dig my ride.
I found Jesus... he was behind the coach the whole time.
I didn't sell my soal to sатаn...... but we did work out a rent to own deal.
Dyslexic sатаn worshipers think they're worshipping Santa.
I haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister.
Everyone has the right to be sтuрid but you abuse the privlige.
I smile because I have no Idea whats going on.
Guys: just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.
STOP FOLLOWING ME, I don't know where I'm going.

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Yo momma's so fат, that when she went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous.

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Yo momma's so fат she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.

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A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a вееr before it starts" She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a вееr. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another вееr. It's gonna start." This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a вееr. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another вееr before it starts."
"That's it!" She blows her top, "You ваsтаrd! You waltz in here, flop your fат аss down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slаvе. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?" The husband sighed. "Oh shiт, it started!”

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Yo momma is so fат that when she applied to be a bus driver she found out she was qualified to be the bus.

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Yo momma So dамn fат She thought Addidas stand For [All Day I Dream About Snickers]

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Yo momma so fат when she steps out in a yellow raincoat, the people yell, "TAXI!"

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I bought my wife a Pug as a present.
Despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes and rolls of fат, the dog seems to like her.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.

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Yo momma's so fат, she got baptized at Sea World.

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Yo momma's so fат, her baby pictures were taken by satellite.

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Yo momma's so fат, she tripped over Wal-Mart, stumbled over K-Mart, and landed on Target.

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