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Yo mamma so fат she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.

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1.Yo mama is so fат that she looked up cheat codes for Wii Fit
2. Yo mama is so fат that she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
3.Yo mama is so fат that people jog around her for exercise.
4. Yo mama is so fат that the last time she saw 90210, it was on a scale.
5.Yo mama is so fат that I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!
6.Yo mama is so ugly that people go as her for Halloween.
7.Yo mama is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, the reflection looks back and shakes its head.
8.Yo mama is so ugly that she makes blind children cry.
9.Yo mama is so ugly that her shadow ran away from her.
10.Yo mama is so ugly that when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"

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Two fат ladies walk into a bar
They order drinks, in a thick accent.
"You two ladies from Ireland?" asks the bartender.
Offended, one of them replies "Wales!"
"Oh I'm so sorry," says the bartender, "Are you two whales from Ireland?"

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Stop bullying fат people, it isn't funny
They have enough on their plate anyway.

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Why is Japan afraid of Kim Jong-un?
Because they remember what the last fат man did to them

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!

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Music teacher: "What is your favorite musical instrument?"
Fat kid: "The lunch веll."

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Yo momma's so fат, she wore a black bathing suit to the pool and everyone yelled "oil spill! "

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Yo momma's so fат, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Тwinкiе in the street.

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I went to the doctors with hearing problems...
He said "Can you describe the symptoms?"
So I replied "Homers fат, and Marge has blue hair"

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A fат man was standing in front of a kindergarten
One of the teachers comes and asks him:
"Are you expecting a child?"
"No. I am a bit fат that's all"

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I bought a pug for my wife.
Despite the bulging eyes, wrinkles and layers of fат, the pug seemed to like her.

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My friend gets offended when people tell fат jokes.
I told her to lighten up.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she doesn't need the Internet - she's already worldwide.

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Yo momma's so fат, her вuтт has its own congressman.

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Yo Momma so fат, when she stepped on a scale, Buzz Lightyear popped out and yelled, "To infinity, and Beyond! "

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A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman.
Boy: Why do you look so fат?
Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me.
Boy: Is it a good baby?
Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby.
Boy: Then why did you eat it?!

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Yo mamas so fат when she farted she caused global warming!

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