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Yo mama is so fат that every year Japan gives her money to stop swimming in the sea because of the danger of a tsunami.

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I'm not fат or overweight, I'm just easier to see.

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An italian man who doesnt know english comes to england and:
At the hotel he learns, "me,me,me!"
At the restaurant he learns, "knives and forks, knives and forks!"
At the museum he learns, "oh, how fascinating!"
And at the farm he learns, "a little fат piggy"
Then there was a dead woman on the road, the police was there and asked,
"Who killed her?"
Man answers, "me,me,me!"
Police,"what did you кill her with?"
Man,"knives and forks, knives and forks!"
Police,"you're going to prison!"
Man,"oh, how fascinating!"
Police,"who do you think you are?"
Man, "a little fат piggy"

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Last night I tried to go out for an Italian Meal, but there was a huge, fат woman standing in the doorway.
I couldn’t get pasta.

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Q. What do you call an Arab who’s lost weight?
A. Haz Bin Fatah
Q. What do you call a fат Arab who smells?
A. Fati Bin Pharteen
Q. What do you call an Arab pоrnstar?
A. Haid D’Salaami

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After my recent episode in a bricks-and-mortar mall, No wonder more and more people shop online. from home … …
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This girl had on a tube top that said, ‘Hottie.’ … I was thinking, ‘The вiтсh has a good sense of humor.’ … ‘Sweaty’ might have been a better word. … …
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I don’t know how big she was, but she had on a tube top, those little hip huggers - that looked (on her anyway) like a giant can of Pillsbury® Grands® biscuits that just popped open but hadn’t yet been separated.

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Women are the only creatures to defy the laws of gravity.
The heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.

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This pregnancy test confirmed my worst fear….. I’m just fат.

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Yo mama so fат people will think everyday is her birthday

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Yo momma is so fат that she can't even fit in an account on the world-wide-web!!

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Thanks to my Ex, i now have plenty more jokes...
About fат Lеsвiаns .

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Yo momma so fат, they used Google Earth for her school photo.

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Went to the doctors today and he told me that I was too fат. I told him I wanted a 2nd opinion and then he told me I was ugly as well.

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They say inside every big woman, there's a skinny woman trying to get out. I think I digested that whоrе a long time ago.

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Fат chicks shouldn’t brag about big тiтs.
Having big тiтs because you’re fат is like having a car that’s fast because it’s falling off a cliff.

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My sister in-law - kind of on the huge side - she weighs about 21 stone, almost 300 pounds, she’s about 4’11”. It’s an odd picture. We used to buy her clothes in those specialty stores for the вiggеr woman, like Lane Bryant, but now her grocery bill means there isn’t much money left for anything except what we can find and scrounge at the Salvation Army. Forget using the phrase “Designer Clothing,” when the dresses are sewn by AbDuhl, the Tentmaker. Clothes come in three sizes: Husky, Jumbo and Oh My God It’s Moving Towards Us.

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Tried to get a little rest before the show. The phone kept ringing -- ring, ring, ring, ring -- this morning, ring, ring, ring. Pick it up, 'Hello?'
'Hello, is Len there?' I said, 'Yeah, this is Len. Who's this?' Said, 'It's Santa Claus. I'm sorry, did I wake you?' And, I said, 'Hey, you fат ваsтаrd, you know when I'm sleeping.'

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Little boy is in line with his dad, waiting to check out. In front of them is a really fат woman.
Little boy looks her over and turns to his daddy and says; “She is really big and fат isn’t she daddy?”
The father is embarrassed and tries to get son to quiet down.
In a few minutes the little boy yells out; “She is the biggest woman I have ever seen!”
The father is embarrassed to tears and bends over and tell his son; “We do not talk about people looking different from us, especially if they are fат. Don’t do it again.”
The little boy got the message and stood for a long time, until the woman’s beeper went off. He then yelled:
“Look out daddy, she is backing up!”

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Yo momma so fат she uses a satellite in outer space to take a selfie

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Yo daddy so fат, his BVDs spell out boulevard!

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