Friendship Jokes

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Sometimes it's tough to tell who your real friends are throughout life. A good friend will come bail you out of jail. A great friend will be sitting in the jail cell with you saying, "That was fun!"

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Yo momma is so sтuрid, when she went to the movie theater & the movie she wanted to see said,
"Under 17 not allowed," she left & brought back 16 of her friends.

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Boyid it hurt when you fell from hevan?
Blonde: are you calling me judah?....
{blonde walks off}
Boy tells friends: first brunnetts ,then blacks, now blondes? lets go for reds.

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Me: What's up?
Friend: Nothing
Me: So you're in a blank ripple of time that consists of absolutely nothing and has no real matter or density?
Friend: Yep

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Friend: Are you asleep?
Me: Yes, I'm sound asleep and having a nightmare about some idiот who's asking me if I'm asleep.

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Your friend: Stop fат b*tch
Me: thats what your mom called my dick

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Me : So I just watched this film where a mans wife is brutally murdered by a serial killer and his son is left physically disabled. In a twisted turn of events his son is kidnapped and he has to chase the kidnapper thousands of miles with the help of a mentally disabled woman.
Friend : uhhhhhh
Friend : What was it called ?
Me: Finding Nemo

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead are stranded on a island. They search the island and find a lamp. They rub it and out pops a genie. He says since there's three of them each gets one wish. The brunette wishes she was back home and disappears from the island. The redhead wishes the same thing and disappears from the island. The blonde looks around and says "I wish I had my friends back"!

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Yo mama was gone for so long when she came back yo daddy thought she was yo boy friend.

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(My friend Angel cracking on this ugly аss white dude)
Ugly аss white dude- Shut up Osama before i report u to the DEA
Angel- Your moms part of my DEA
Ugly аss white dude- Oh yeah whts that?
Angel- Diск Enjoyment Association
Me and my friends- Oh!!!!!!!!!

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"A good friend bails you out of jail, a true friend is sitting next to you saying 'we sсrеwеd up... LETS DO IT AGAIN!"

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Me: You can answer anything by saying "Lets get nакеd."
Friend: No you can't.
Me: Lets get nакеd.

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Me. How do you celebrate Columbus Day?
Friend. How?
Me. You walk into someone's home and say you live there.

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The turk told his friend i got satellite and his friend said how did you get the money?
He said: i sold my tv.

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Why are the mexican and the black man friends?The border police hadn't shot one yet

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Friend: dude tomorrow is my girlfriend's birthday... what should i give her?
Me: give her your dick
Friend: idiот... i want something big for her..
Me: give her my diск then

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You: Do your parents know your gаy?
Friend: No?
You: HAHAHHA
Friend: Shit

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There was a person sitting on the park bench. Some kids ran past and called him a motherf*cker. He didn't know what it was so he went he and asked his mother. His mother was startled so she said it means guests or friends. The next day some people said he was a рussy. Again he asked his mother and she said it was food. A few days later he heard a conversation and some said"having sеx."He asked his mum and she said getting ready. His girlfriend and her paremts came and he told them"hello motherf*ckers,рussy is on the the table. Mm and dad are having sеx.

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My wife ran off with my best friend and man I sure miss him.

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Me: I stopped a girl from getting rареd today.
Friend: Really!? How?
Me: Self control bro, self control.

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