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A hitchhiker walks down the road. Unfortunately, he has the runs and has to stop every 15 minutes. A truck driver stops and offers a ride, but warns him that he won't stop for anything.
About 10 minutes on the road, the hitchhiker begs the truck driver to stop, and the driver tells him, "Stick your вuтт out the window if you have to go so bad."
The hitchhiker sticks his вuтт out the window and lets loose. Unfortunately, he doesn't notice the two guys walking on the roadside.
Sprayed with feces, the first guy wipes his face and says, "What are them truckers chewing these days?"
The second guy wipes his face and says, "I don't know, but did you see the lips on that guy?"
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What do you call a gаy guy with a sixteen-inch d**k?
A pain in the аss!
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Three men were trekking through the desert and came across a magician standing at the top of a slide.
The magician said, ''You may each go down the slide and ask for a drink. When you reach the bottom of the slide, you shall land in a huge glass of that drink. The first man went down yelling, "Вееr!" He landed in a glass of вееr. The second man went down yelling, "Lemonade!" He landed in a glass of lemonade. The third guy man down the slide yelling, "Wee!"
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Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: He was stuck to the chicken's foot.
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A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong, mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep. 
The little guy starts to feel a little airsick, but he's afraid to wake the big guy up to ask if he can go to the toilet.
He knows he can't climb over him, and so the little guy is sitting there, looking at the big guy, trying to decide what to do.
Suddenly, the plane hits an air pocket and an uncontrollable wave of nausea passes through the little guy.
He can't hold it in any longer and he pukes all over the big guy's chest.
About five minutes later the big guy wakes up, looks down, and sees the vомiт all over him.
"So," says the little guy, "are you feeling better now?"
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"Doctor, I have a problem..."
"What’s your problem?"
"I рее in my sleep, every night!"
"Why?"
"Oh, well... Every night, a little devil visits me in my sleep and asks me; “Did we рее today?”.
"And, that’s it? The solution is so simple.. Listen to me! If the little devil comes again you’re gonna answer; 'Yeah, dude, I did!'"
"And that will cut it off?"
"Sure! Like a knife!"
At night, the little devil showed up on the patient’s dream and whispered;
"Did we рее today?"
"Yeah, dude, I did!" said angry the guy.
And little devil replied: "What about роор?"
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There was this guy who was sick,so he went to the doctor.
The doc ran some tests and sent him home with some medicine.
The next day the doctor called and the wife answered.
"I'm going to need to run a few more tests", the doctor said.
"I'm going to need a sемеn, urinе and a fесаl sample".
After she hung up the husband asked, "What did the doctor say?"
"He needs a pair of your underwear".
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Отишъл един пич на лекар. Доктора към пациента: Un señor va al médico y después de ser reconocido este le dice: - Para completar el reconocimiento necesito una muestra de orina, una de semen y una de heces para la analítica. A lo que responde el señor: - Pues aquí le dejo mis calzoncillos. Kommt ein Mann vom Arzt nach Hause, fragt seine Ehefrau: "Nun, was hat der Arzt gesagt?" - "Um zu einem Befund zu kommen, soll ich beim nächsten Arztbesuch eine Stuhl-, Urin- und eine Spermaprobe mitbringen. Wie soll ich denn das nur machen?" Sagt seine Frau: "Da nimmst du einfach deine alte... Een man komt thuis van de dokter en zegt tegen zijn vrouw: "Ik snap er niets van, ik moet volgende week terug en dan moet ik mijn urine, ontlasting en sperma meenemen. Waarop zijn vrouw zegt: "Neem... Een bejaarde man gaat samen met zijn vrouw naar de dokter voor zijn jaarlijks onderzoek. De dokter zegt tegen de man : ‘Voor het onderzoek heb ik het volgende nodig : - Een staaltje van je urine, -... Døv hos lægen En gammel svagt hørene mand kommer op til lægen. lægen siger: jeg skal bruge en sædprøve, en urinprøve og en afføringsprøve. manden kikker på hans kone og spørger: hvad siger han.... Een man en een vrouw komen bij de dokter en de vrouw vraagt :of ie nou doof is of altzheimer heeft dat weet ik niet. Nou zegt die dokter tegen die man: we moeten een bloedmonster, urinemonster en... Mann zur Frau: "Du, ich muss schnell zum Arzt, muss Proben von Urin, Kot und Sperma abgeben." Nach 10 Minuten ist er schon wieder da! "Das ging aber fix." meinte die Frau. "Naja, nachdem ich mich...
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Two men work in a mortuary.
One says to another, "You should see that woman they brought in today.
She'd been in the water for a week.
Her сliт was like a pickle."
"Ew!" says the other fellow.
"It was green?"
"No, it was sour!"
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There was a hоrny young lady named Lil,
Who fuскеd dynamite sticks for a thrill.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her тiтs in Brazil!
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A man farts in bed next to his wife.
His wife asks, "What in the world was that?"
He replies, "Touchdown. I'm winning, seven nothing."
She decides to get even, so she lets one loose.
He yells at her, "What was that?"
She replies, "Touchdown, tie score."
He wants to get her back, but he tries so hard he sh*ts in bed.
The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?"
He replies, "Halftime, switch sides."
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Legal Jargon!
Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lеsвiаn?
A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
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What's the definition of bravery?
A man with diarrhea chancing a fаrт!
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Jeremy and Kris walk down the street and see a dog licking himself.
Jeremy says, "Man, I wish I could do that!"
Kris replies, "I think you'd have to pet him first."
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A guy walks into a bar and sees a dog lying in the corner licking his balls. Jimmy was staring at a dog in the park whilst the dog was licking himself in inappropriate parts and said to his dad, "I wish I could do that." Jimmy's dad looked down at Jimmy and said, "Maybe if you ask the dog nicely, he might let you!" These two drunks walk out of a bar and see a dog across the streets licking its own nuts. First guy says "Man, sure wish I could do that." Second says "I dunno, I think I'd pet him first." Dos amigos ven a un perro que se está lamiendo los cojones. - ¡Cómo me gustaría poder hacer eso mismo! - dice uno de ellos -. Y el otro contesta: - Bueno, pero antes intimarías un poco con el... Kaksi ruotsalaista olivat puistossa, kun he huomasivat koiran olevan pusikossa nuolemassa sukupuolielimiään ja sai suurta mielihyvää. - Mitä ihmettä se oikein tekee? kysyi Börje. - Göran, joskus... To menn ser på en hund slikke seg nedentil. Den ene mannen sier: "Jeg skulle ønske jeg kunne gjøre det!" "Virkelig?" sier den andre. "Jeg hadde bare tenkt å klappe den."
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Two college roommates are about to go to bed.
The guy in the top bunk has his girlfriend sleeping over. To try and keep quiet, they devise a code. His girlfriend will say "tomato" if she wants him to go slower and "lettuce" for him to go faster. As they begin to have sеx, the girl starts to moan, "Lettuce, lettuce, tomato, tomato!" The roommate on the bottom bunk wakes up the next morning and says, "Stop making sandwiches at night. You got mayonnaise in my eye!"
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An eagle swoops down from the sky and eats a mouse. Three hours later, while the eagle is flying, the mouse sticks its head out of the eagle's вuтт and asks, "How high up are we?"
"About 2,000 feet," the eagle replies.
The mouse replies, "You ain't sh*ttin' me, are you?"
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A cowboy rides in the desert and comes upon a Native American lying nакеd with a hard-on. He asks, "What are you doing?"
The nакеd man replies, "I'm finding out the time - it is 12:15."
The cowboy looks at his watch and thinks, "Wow, it really is 12:15."
The cowboy continues and sees another Native American lying nакеd with a hard-on. He asks, "What are you doing?"
The nакеd man replies, "I'm seeing what time it is - it is 3:15."
The cowboy looks at his watch and that is the correct time. The cowboy continues and finds a third Native American lying nакеd on the ground, маsтurватing.
The cowboy asks what he's doing and he replies, "I'm winding my watch."
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This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off.
After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand. Now I'm afraid to рее.
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Three flies in a trashcan get trapped overnight in a bathroom. The first fly goes to the sink, the second fly stays in the tub, and the third fly chooses the toilet.
The next morning, all the exhausted flies gather back in the garbage can.
The first fly says, "I'm exhausted! I almost got washed down the drain."
The second fly says, "I almost got squashed by feet in the shower!"
The third fly says, "The toilet was fine until it suddenly got dark. First, I heard thunder, then it started to rain, and if it weren't for that big brown log, I surely would have drowned."
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One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business.
While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke on her. They skinned a rabbit and snuck up on the blonde, put the guts behind her and ran back to the campsite. Three minutes later they heard a scream.
Then they waited another half an hour and the blonde came back, sweating. She said, "I had to роор so hard I pooped my guts out. But thanks to God and these two fingers, I stuffed them back in."
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Two gаy men, Paul and Tom, were making love one night, and had just finished when Paul decided he was going to freshen up in the shower. Tom was laying there thinking about how wonderful Paul was, when he decided he was going to join him in the shower.
When Tom got into the bathroom, he opened up the shower curtain and the first thing he saw was a large сuмshот on the wall. He wailed to Tom, ''I can't believe you! We just finish making love and you come in here and jack-off!!''
Paul looks at the wall and says ''What are you talkng about? I wasn't jacking-off, I farted!!!"
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