Lucky Dog
Jimmy was staring at a dog in the park whilst the dog was licking himself in inappropriate parts and said to his dad
These two drunks walk out of a bar and see a dog across the streets licking its own nuts. First guy says "Man
Dos amigos ven a un perro que se está lamiendo los cojones. - ¡Cómo me gustaría poder hacer eso mismo! - dice uno de ellos -. Y el otro contesta: - Bueno
Kaksi ruotsalaista olivat puistossa
To menn ser på en hund slikke seg nedentil. Den ene mannen sier: "Jeg skulle ønske jeg kunne gjøre det!" "Virkelig?" sier den andre. "Jeg hadde bare tenkt å klappe den."
He turns to the bartender and says, "Boy, I wish I could do that."
The Bartender replies, "You'd better try petting him first."