Lucky Dog
A guy walks into a bar and sees a dog lying in the corner licking his balls.
Jimmy was staring at a dog in the park whilst the dog was licking himself in inappropriate parts and said to his dad
Dos amigos ven a un perro que se está lamiendo los cojones. - ¡Cómo me gustaría poder hacer eso mismo! - dice uno de ellos -. Y el otro contesta: - Bueno
Kaksi ruotsalaista olivat puistossa
To menn ser på en hund slikke seg nedentil. Den ene mannen sier: "Jeg skulle ønske jeg kunne gjøre det!" "Virkelig?" sier den andre. "Jeg hadde bare tenkt å klappe den."
First guy says "Man, sure wish I could do that."
Second says "I dunno, I think I'd pet him first."