Hipster Jokes

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Q: Why did Нiтlеr hate golf?
A: Because he ended up in the bunker.

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Q: How many hipsters can you get into a phone booth?
A: One, any more and it would be too mainstream.

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Kind of surprised hipsters haven't started tying their beard's in man buns yet.

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Q: You know what would make America great again?
A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh?
A: An instagram.

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How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?
That light bulb's never getting changed.

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Q: How many hipsters does it take to sсrеw in a lightbulb?
A: One to sсrеw it in and the other to wear skinny jeans.

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Hipster Воотy Call... Clothes:
Wow, your t-shirt is even more ironic than mine!

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Hipster Воотy Call... Clothing:
Haven't I seen that ironic t-shirt somewhere before?

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Hipster Воотy Call... Matching:
That sport jacket totally matches your sneakers.

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Hipster Воотy Call... Music:
Want to go back to my place and listen to this band before they sell out?

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Hipster Воотy Call... Spinning:
You're spinning here on Monday? I'm spinning here on Monday!

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Hipster Воотy Call... Tattoo:
Can you help me pick out a design for my next tattoo?

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Hipster Воотy Call... Absinthe:
My last girlfriend was the Green Lady. Of course I'm talking about absinthe.

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Hipster Воотy Call... Bed:
Seriously, this is what I really look like when I roll out of bed.

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Hipster Воотy Call... Judgment:
Can I come over and judge you by the books on your shelf?

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Hipster Воотy Call... Neighborhood:
I lived in your neighborhood before it became gentrified.

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Hipster Воотy Call... Smokes:
Can I вuм a Gauloise off of you?

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