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Страна Γυναίκα και μπαταρία. Ένας άνδρας και μία μπαταρία Γυναίκα και μπαταρία Μπαταρία What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. - Каква е разликата между батерията и депутата? ¿Por qué son mejores las pilas que los hombres?. Ποια η διαφορά μεταξύ ενός Αντρα και μιας μπαταρίας; Quel est la différence entre une batterie et un homme? Au moins la batterie à un côté positif!! P: Qual a diferença entre a loira e a pilha? R: A pilha tem o seu lado positivo. Hva er forskjellen på et batteri og en kvinne? Et batteri har en positiv side. Hvad er forskellen på et batteri og Randers? – Batteriet har også en positiv side Por que as pilhas são melhores que os homens ? Porque as pilhas tem pelo menos um lado positivo. - Care este diferenta dintre O femeie si o baterie? - Bateria are si o parte Pozitiva... Wat is het verschil tussen je schoonmoeder en een batterij ? Aan een batterij zit ook een positieve kant. ¿ Qué es mejor una pila o una suegra? pues la pila porque por lo menos tiene un lado positivo. Hvad er forskellen på et batteri og en kvinde?? Hvad er forskellen på et batteri og en kvinde? - Batteriet har både en positiv og en negativ side. Зошто батеријата е подобра од мажот? Има барем една позитивна страна.
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Top 10 Ways to Insult The Elderly:
1: You tell them that you went to the museum, saw dinosaur bones, and thought of them. 2: For their birthday, you offer to help them вlоw out the candles. 3: On their birthday, you tell the fire department that if they see a large fire, don't water it down, because soggy cake is no good. 4: Explain to them that the reason that no one can see the Christmas tree is because you put on every ornament that they got in their life. 5: Ask them if they got Columbus' autograph. 6: Tell them that the reason that they got no birthday gifts was that everyone had to pitch in to buy the candles. 7: Ask them if the Disney hit Hercules is telling the truth. 8: Ask them in what order God REALLY made the Earth. 9: Ask them if they helped God write the Bible. 10: Ask them if they personally knew Adam and Eve.
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Ways to Say "He's Dumb"
1. A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
2. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
3. He fell out of the sтuрid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
4. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
5. Forgot to pay his brain bill.
6. A few clowns short of a circus.
7. If he had another brain, it would be lonely.
8. Too much yardage between the goal posts.
9. A few beers short of a six-pack.
10. Dumber than a box of hair.
11. A few peas short of a casserole.
12. One taco short of a combination plate.
13. All foam, no вееr.
14. The cheese slid off his сrаскеr.
15. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
16. Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt. 2
17. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear. 18. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
19. As smart as bait.
20. His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
21. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
22. Surfing in Nebraska.
22. In the pinball game of life, his flippers were a little farther apart than most.
23. One sandwich short of a picnic.
24. The light's on, but nobody's home.
25. If dumb were dirt, he'd cover about an acre.
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