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What's the hardest thing about rollerblading?
Q: What's the hardest thing about rollerblading?
A: Telling your parents you're gаy.
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Why Do Men Float?
Why do men float better than women? Because they're sсuм.
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Why did the city build a graveyard...
Q: Why did the city build a graveyard across the street from the retirement home?
A: So all the old people can see there futures!
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Q: Why doesn't a woman need a car?
A: Because you don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen.
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In America, they say it's 10:00 do you know where your children are?
In England, they say it's 10:00 do you know where your husband is?
In Paris, they say it's 10:00 do you know where your wife is?
And in Poland, they say it's 10:00 do you know what time it is?
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Which is the most confusing day in America? Father's day! 80% don't know whom to wish. Rest 20% are scared someone will come and wish them. Fars dag… Den mest forvirrende dag i ghettoen. Деня на бащата, един от най-обърканите празници за циганите Father's day, the most confusing day in the ghetto.
Q: What is the most confusing day in West Virginia?
A: Father's Day.
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Yeehaw! The Alabama Lottery!
Did you hear about the Alabama Lottery? You can win $20 dollars every year for the next million years.
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You don't have a mama:
Two dads and a chemisty set don't count.
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Twinkle twinkle little star,
I want to hit you with a car,
Throw you off a street so high,
Hope you break your neck and die
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Yo momma's so fат, even Dora can't explore her.
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Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
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Анкета Τελικά η έρευνα απέτυχε παταγωδώς. Η αιτία; Ερώτηση στον ΟΗΕ... Υπόλοιπος κόσμος ООН проведе глобална световна анкета с въпрос: A ONU resolveu fazer uma pesquisa em todo o mundo. Enviou uma carta para o representante de cada país com a pergunta: "Por favor, diga honestamente qual é a sua opinião sobre a escassez de alimentos no resto do mundo". Mas pesquisa foi um grande fracasso. Todos os países europeus não entenderam... Die UNO hat eine weltweite Umfrage durchgeführt. Die Frage lautete: "Geben sie uns bitte ihre ehrliche Meinung zur Lösung der Nahrungs-Knappheit im Rest der Welt ab." Die Umfrage stellte sich, nicht unerwartet, als Riesenflop heraus: In Afrika... Światowy Ruch Przetrwania postanowił przeprowadzić sondaż zadając ludziom następujące pytanie: - Powiedz proszę, jaka jest Twoja opinia na temat podziału żywności w innych krajach świata. Rezultaty... La ONU acaba de finalizar la encuesta mundial más grande de su historia. La pregunta única fue: - Por favor, diga honestamente que opina de la escasez de alimentos en el resto del mundo? Los... FN skickade ut en enkät om hur man skulle kunna lösa bristen på mat i världen. Frågan löd: - Ge oss din ärliga åsikt om hur en lösning på bristen på mat i övriga världen skulle kunna se ut. Den...
A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:
"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant. In South America they didn't know what "please" meant. And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
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You should wear a соndом on your head because if your gunna act like a diск might as well dress like one
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Une femme, excédée par le poids pris depuis des années par son mari, décide de lui dire : - Tu sais que tu as le corps d'un dieu ? - Ah, merci, ma chérie ! - Dommage que ce soit celui de Bouddha ! Un esposo le dice a su mujer - Amor tienes cuerpo de diosa - Hay amor que tierno - Sí, pareces a Buda - J’ai le même corps qu’un dieu grec ! - Boudda n’est pas un dieu grec idiot. - Имам тяло на гръцки бог! - Буда не е гръцки бог Rozmawiają dwie koleżanki: - Mój mąż uważa, że ma ciało greckiego boga. - A ma? - Muszę mu wyjaśnić, że Budda nie jest greckim bogiem. Mein Freund erzählte mir neulich, er habe den Körper eines griechischen Gottes. Ich habe ihn dann aufgeklärt, dass Buddha kein griechischer Gott ist.
My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god. I had to explain to him that Buddha is not Greek.
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When somebody calls you gаy, say, "I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on."
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Teacher: Since you were talking can you solve this problem?
Me: The problem is you and the answer/solution is for you to stay out of my busines.
Teacher : Where is your math homework?
Me: It commited suicide, it had too many problems.
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If you ever fаrт in public, just yell, "Turbo power!" and walk faster.
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A guy and girl had sеx poem competition.
Guy:
"Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."
Girl:
"Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
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Did you hear about the two bald guys who put their heads together? They made an аss out of themselves!
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I saw a young teenage kid on the subway today. He had a Mohawk hairstyle dyed yellow, green, and red. He caught me staring at him and in a nasty voice asked,
"What the fuск are you looking at?" I replied, "Sorry, but when I was about your age I had sеx with a parrot. I thought maybe you were my son."
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