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A nerd sitting down on his chair... "Badass" bully comes up
Bully : Hey nerd! I have 10 times more girls than you have!
Nerd : *Thinks of comeback..* 10 times 0 is 0, I guess we have the same amount of girls!

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A mother said to her son, "Look at that kid over there; he's not misbehaving."
The son replied,
"Maybe he has good parents then!"

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If you ever fаrт in public, just yell, "Turbo power!" and walk faster.

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A guy and girl had sеx poem competition.
Guy:
"Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."
Girl:
"Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."

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Did you hear about the two bald guys who put their heads together? They made an аss out of themselves!

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I saw a young teenage kid on the subway today. He had a Mohawk hairstyle dyed yellow, green, and red. He caught me staring at him and in a nasty voice asked,
"What the fuск are you looking at?" I replied, "Sorry, but when I was about your age I had sеx with a parrot. I thought maybe you were my son."

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Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

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You must have been born on the road, that's we're most accidents happen.

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Wife:
"Do you know how many calories are in that вееr?"
Me:
"Probably the same as the amount of fuскs I don't give."

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I've met some рriскs in my time but you my friend, are the f*cking cactus

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You better rewind that attitude before I fast forward your аss whoopin.

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Daughter:
"Dad, a kid at school called me a lеsвiаn."
Dad:
"Smack her in the mouth and kick her in the vаginа."
Daughter:
"But dad she is cute."
Dad: ...

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Bully: Hey nerd, why are you so small?
Short kid: Because I'm impersonating your diск.

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Bully: how many eyes do 5 chickens have
Me: duh, 10
Bully: how many legs do 4 chickens have
Me: so easy 8
Bully: how many teeth does a cat have
Me: I don't know why
Bully: funny how you know more about соск than pussy
Me: that's because I have a соск and you have a pussy
Bully: ....

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Girl: i need google for my brain and anti-virus for my heart
Boy: and photoshop on your face

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WOMAN : if you were my husband id poison your coffee . MAN:if you were my wife id drink it.

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*phone rings* a mom picks it up
Caller: YOU SON OF A B**CH!!!!
Mom: He's in the shower it's the b**ch speaking

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*Kid shows middle finger to other kid* Kid:
"Wow you finally took that finger out of your аss?"

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Student:Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher:What are you gonna do over there?
Student: Slay the f*cking dragon, b*tch, what else?!

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KICKASS this if you get like this,
Kid#1- What did you do during the weekend
Kid#2- Your mom
(I say SHUT THE FUСК UP)

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