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Insult Jokes

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Man: Have I seen you somewhere before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down here
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: If I could see you nакеd, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you nакеd, I'd probably die laughing.

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A man asks a farmer near the field, "Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:30 PM train."
The farmer says, "Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you'll even catch the 4 PM one."

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yo mama so sтuрid she put her head in a mailbox and talked we asked her whats she was doing she said shes sending a voicemail

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the сrавs fresh.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, if brains were dynamite, she couldn't вlоw her nose.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, her parents let her hide her own Easter eggs.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, when her batteries die, she buries them.

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Yo' Mama is like marijuana - everyone does her, but no one admits it.

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Yo' Mama is like a shotgun: one соск, and she's ready to вlоw.

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Yo' Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.

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Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

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Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, when she burps, her teeth shiver.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to trick-or-treat over the phone.

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Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street, and when I asked her what she was doing, she said, "Moving."

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, the doctor charged extra for having to touch her.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, her reflection ducks.

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