Insult Jokes

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Bully: Hey wimp, stop trying to be cool just by wearing those shades. Kid: I'm not trying to be cool, these are to protect me from the look of your face
Crowd: AWW SNAP

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Kids Jokes Insult Jokes

Teacher: kid do you have your homework
Kid: don't have the homework
Teacher: tell the class why
Kid:theres something called having a life i don't think you'd understand b*tch

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Kids Jokes Insult Jokes

Jеrк: hey diрshiт I know why your lonely
Kid: why
Jerk: nobody has time for you
Kid: maybe not you but your mom took all the time she needed last night

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Kids Jokes Insult Jokes

Well know that guy who spits when they talk
Guy: Hey whats up guys (spits all over)
Me: Say it niggа dont spray it i want the news not the weather.

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News and Politics Jokes Insult Jokes

The people in Ferguson are as dumb as monkeys, but i dont want to insult the monkeys

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Insult Jokes Ethnic and Racial Jokes

You haven't got a friend in the world/and you smell like rotten meat/You're also sтuрid/my sтuрid, rotten-meat-scented twin/and you're the reason Dad's always always drinking/and why Mom is always drinking as well.

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Insult Jokes Friendship Jokes Dad Jokes

Do you know what the hardest part about rollerblading is? Telling your dad you are gаy.

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Insult Jokes Dad Jokes

Fат guy:I can play basketball
Black Kid:No you can't and even if you could you'd Play for Miami Eat

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Kids Jokes Insult Jokes Fat Jokes

My friend says he cant hear me cause there's a diск so far down my throat and i say "your fат im not gonna sugar coat it cause you"ll just eat it"

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Insult Jokes Friendship Jokes Fat Jokes

*In grammar class*
Teacher: HE does not like girls. What is 'He' in this sentence?
Drew: He GAYYYYYY.

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Insult Jokes

Jеrк: You suск!
Me: You swallow!
Jerk: You spit!
Me: You choke!
Jerk: You hire!
Me: Atleast I don't вlоw!
Class: OOOHHH!!!

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Insult Jokes

He's street smart. Sesame Street smart.

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Insult Jokes

Loser: I would slap you but that would be animal abuse.
Me: I would give you the hard stare afterwards but I'm too young to die

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Insult Jokes Animal Jokes

Angel, Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on yo face!

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Insult Jokes

I can feel my personality turning a dull shade of grey when I talk to you.

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Insult Jokes

Annoying Kid: your gay
You: Please, I'm straighter than your mama's stripping pole

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Kids Jokes Insult Jokes

Kid#1- Make me
You- I don't make trash I burn it

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Kids Jokes Insult Jokes

When guys get jelous, it's kinda cute. When girls get jelous, it's World War III

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Insult Jokes Military Jokes

Teacher:You failed your test.
Me:You failed to educate me.

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Insult Jokes

If the "you are what you eat" saying is true, then you must be a diск.

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Insult Jokes