Insult Jokes

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Is your face hurting
Because its killing me

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1. You are gаy.
2. Im straiter than that pole your mom danced on last night.

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The first time I ever saw Boy George was on MTV, and I thought to myself, 'Now there is a -- I don't know. What the hеll is that?' Let's be honest, Boy George makes Michael Jackson look like the Marlboro Man.

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Insult Jokes Men jokes

Guy: You're gаy. Me: I am after your mum last night.

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Guy draws реnis on his friends maths book in maths class
Friend: Why did you draw a реnis on my book?
Guy: Because I'm giving you something that you don't have.

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Insult Jokes Friendship Jokes

Girl:
"How come you don't text me anymore?"
Me:
"Sorry, but my cell plan doesn't cover the friend zone."

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Insult Jokes Friendship Jokes

What is the difference between a grocery bag and Michael Jackson? One is made of white plastic and is dangerous to children, and the other one is a grocery bag.

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What do you think of that Michael Bolton? What do you think of her -- do you like her?

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You look like the grinch with plastic surgery gone wrong!

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Here's the worst moment on the phone -- somebody calls you with a wrong number; then they call you back again to verify their stupidity. They should have special equipment for this: rетаrd redial.

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Friend: i have a ugly sister
Boy: i have a hot girlfriend
Friend: what do you mean
Boy: oh i thought we were talking about someone we both f*cked

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James: still looking to get laid?
Mike: the only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chickens аss and wait
Class: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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I haven't been ignoring you; I've been prioritizing you.

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I seen a white lady with yellow teeth today. She looked like a deviled egg.

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DickEEZ NUTS
Me:are what you had for breakfast!

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What would you call a woman who goes out with You? Desperate!

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Jokes about Women Insult Jokes

Bully - You're so stupid
Me - Some babies were dropped on their heads, but you were clearly thrown to a wall

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Guy: Kid your gаy as f*ck!
Me: if I'm gаy how did I get a girlfriend before Obama got office?

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Office and Work Jokes Kids Jokes Insult Jokes

Dоuсhеваg: HA! Your girlfriend is such a b*tch.
His friend:HAHAHAHAHAHA
You: Hey, at least I have one, unlike you and your boyfriend over there.
Douchebag: I'm straight motherf*cker
You: You're about as straight a circle.

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Insult Jokes Friendship Jokes

Egotistical Guy/Girl: I'm hotter than all you b*tches!
You: If you think you're so hot, Неll's just the place for ya.

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Insult Jokes