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Insult Jokes

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Guy: Kid your gаy as f*ck!
Me: if I'm gаy how did I get a girlfriend before Obama got office?

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Dоuсhеваg: HA! Your girlfriend is such a b*tch.
His friend:HAHAHAHAHAHA
You: Hey, at least I have one, unlike you and your boyfriend over there.
Douchebag: I'm straight motherf*cker
You: You're about as straight a circle.

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Egotistical Guy/Girl: I'm hotter than all you b*tches!
You: If you think you're so hot, Неll's just the place for ya.

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When somebody says something you don't give a fuск about:
- Do you hear that? It's the sound of nobody caring...

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How are you related to the sun? Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

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Неll is wallpapered with all your deleted selfies.

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Does your train of thought have a caboose?

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Two guys are in a waiting room together alone. There's not a sound until Guy1 decides to break the ice.
Guy1: So uh, you have any hobbies?
Guy2: Does clearing my browser history count?

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We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.

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Me: dad i got detention today.
Dad: why?
Me:the teacher pointed at stick at me and said there is an idiот at the end of this stick.
Dad: then what?
Me: i asked which end ?
Dad: that's my boy

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My wife shouted at me, “If you were half the man you were when I married you, you would have done something when that ваsтаrd in the pub insulted me.”
“Love,” I replied, “if you were half the woman you were when I married you, he probably wouldn’t have insulted you in the first place.”

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When someone says:
You:*do something embarrassing (drop something, say something sтuрid, etc.)*
Other Guy: HA! FAIL!!!
You: Nobody asked for your life story.

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I'm really trying to like baseball, but I finally figured out why I can't watch it: I have a pulse.

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What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
She kept suскing after I slapped her!

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An old man walks onto a bus one day. All the seats are full, so he has to stand and balance himself on his cane. The bus hits a bump and the rubber tip of his cane breaks off and he falls. Little Johnny, seated nearby, says to him, "Sir, you have to pull the rubber over the tip more carefully!" The man replies,
"If your dad had done the same, I would have a place to sit on this dамn bus!"

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Person " aww I Fuскеd up'
You " that's what your dad said when he had you"

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Don't think of yourself as an ugly person.
Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

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For the white people, it would be like if you were going to Vermont.

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People come up to me, and they say, 'Gene, certainly comedy can't be your main source of income.'

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Guy #1: I did your mom last night.
Guy #2: Okay.
Guy #1: We cool?
Guy #2: No, we're even.

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