Insult Jokes

Newest jokes in this category

Beauty is on the inside? That's just something ugly people say!

0 0

Insult Jokes

Boy:
"Guess what I'm getting you for Christmas!"
Girl:
"What is it?"
Boy:
"You know what a yellow Lamborghini looks like?"
Girl:
"ОМG Seriously?"
Boy:
"I got you a toothbrush the same colour "

0 0

Insult Jokes Christmas Jokes

Me: *tells joke*
Ex: *laughs*
Me: was that joke funny?
Ex: no
Me: than why did u laugh?
Ex: because I saw ur face
Me: b*tch, i'm not a mirror
Ex: ...

0 0

Insult Jokes

Guy: What time is it?
Dickhead: Time for you to get a watch! OHHH!
Guy: time for you to get a new joke.

0 0

Insult Jokes

B*tch atleast my virgania hasn't been used more than google!!

0 0

Insult Jokes

2 kids were fighting a boy and a girl
The girl says"If you were my husband, I would poison your coffee"
The boy answers"If you were my wife I would drink it"

0 0

Kids Jokes Insult Jokes

Johnny comes back from school crying and says,
"Mommy, all the kids in the school say I have a big head."
His mother replies,
"No, you don't, Johnny. You have a hideously deformed head. The other children are merely hiding the truth to protect your feelings."

0 0

School Jokes Kids Jokes Insult Jokes

Over dinner one evening, a wife says to her husband.
“I met this horrible and rude man downtown this morning, and right away I knew he was a troublemaker.
He started to insult me.
He used really bad language.
He even threatened me!”
“How did you meet this fellow?” her husband asked, very concerned.
“Well,” she says, “we met by accident. I hit him with the car.

0 0

Insult Jokes Men jokes Sexist Jokes

Fат bully:what are you staring at?
Boy:the reason why double doors were invented

0 0

Insult Jokes Fat Jokes

FАТ BULLY: Hey shorty i can see your feet in your drivers licence photo. SHORT KID: Hey fат аss you chased a bus full of white kids and yelled comeback here тwinкiе.

0 0

Kids Jokes Insult Jokes Fat Jokes

I was watching a Sean Penn movie the other day. Doesn't Sean Penn have that face like he's looking at a menu and hates the food?

0 0

Insult Jokes Food Jokes

Аsshоlе: You have no friends.
Me: Atleast I know it.

0 0

Insult Jokes Friendship Jokes

Your so gаy I can't look at you with a straight face

0 0

Insult Jokes

Bully: f*ck, b*tch, shiт, rетаrd, loner, lame and no one likes youe
Me: Stop treating me like a mirror you son of a b*tch.

0 0

Insult Jokes

Sometimes just to annoy my therapist, I ask him, "So how does my lack of progress make you feel?"

0 0

Insult Jokes

"Dамn dude, you suск."
"But you swallow."

0 0

Insult Jokes

Teacher: are you talking back to me? Me: yes wouldn't it be rude if I didn't?

0 0

Insult Jokes

The neighborhood I grew up in had a sign that said, 'Go Slow -- Deaf Child'... Nowadays, I drive by that sign and all I can think is, 'When is this deaf kid gonna get his act together and move out of his parents' house?'

0 0

Kids Jokes Insult Jokes

If I was a police officer and looking at you, I would arrest you for disturbance of peace

0 0

Office and Work Jokes Insult Jokes Police Officer Jokes

Insult: Your a fail!
Comeback: So was your dad's соndом.

0 0

Insult Jokes Dad Jokes