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Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today’s world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn’t give their domain names enough consideration:
A site called Who Represents where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name is
Www. Whorepresents. Com
Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at
Www. Expertsexchange. Com
Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
Www. Penisland. Net
Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
Www. Therapistfinder. Com
Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company
Www. Powergenitalia. Com
And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales
Www. Molestationnursery. Com
If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always
Www. Ipanywhere. Com
Welcome to the First Сuммing Methodist Church. Their website is
Www. Cummingfirst. Com
Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:
Www. Speedofart. Com
Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at
Www. Gotahoe. Com

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Kim Kardashian’s huge overrated аss is all over the Internet today…
But enough about Kanye.

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There are so many scams on the Internet these days....but for $19.95 I can show you how to avoid them

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Yo mama so sтuрid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer

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Lisa has 2750 friends on Facebook. A week later she adds 150 more to her friends list. What does she have?
Huge тiтs.

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Me: makes chuck norris meme
Internet: all the other memes are dead now
Me: well shiт.

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why did stephen hawkins die
he lost internet connections

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At breakfast this morning, my wife said she’s leaving me because of my obsession with Twitter.
I nearly choked on my #Toast

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I haven’t got a twitter account, so I just carry around a megaphone to announce what I’m doing at random times.
I’ve got three followers so far, but I think two are cops.

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Q. What’s worse that your mum walking in on you when you’re watching internet pоrn?
A. Changing the tab to Facebook and then realising your 14 year old sister’s “Beach Holiday” photos are on the monitor.

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What Runs Faster Than Stephen Hawking In His Wheel Chair. His Internet

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Twitter. The bit of skin between тwат and shitter

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The computer swallowed Grandma
Yes, honestly it’s true
She pressed control and enter
And disappeared from view
It devoured her completely
The thought just makes me squirm
She must of caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm
I’ve searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind
I’ve even used the internet
But nothing did I find
In desperation I asked Jeeves
My searches to refine
The reply from him was negative
Not a thing was found online
So if inside your inbox
My Grandma you should see
Please copy, scan and paste her
And send her back to me

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2019 Senior Prank- Hey fellas lets black out the school haha were so sneaky oh yes
2020 Senior Prank- Hey guys I’m a tech whiz let’s spread a rumor on the internet saying a disease called the corona virus exists! Haha it’s be so funny and good even the whole world might fall for it
Everyone in December 2020- looks at tech whiz
“…you son of a (censored)!!!”
Tech whiz- “you guys are the (censored)s I mean you fell for it for a whole year

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I was trying to explain the concept of Twitter to my mate.
He said, “I don’t follow you.”

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I joined an internet dating site. My first date was with a girl at a hospital. When I went to meet her, she said, “I don’t know if the website told you but I only have a few weeks to live.”
So I said to her, “I don’t know if the website told you, but I was only looking for a short-term relationship!”

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How do spiders reach the internet?
Through the World Wide WEB!

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Yo mama so fат she blocked my internet connection.

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My wife couldn’t wait to get home after our wedding reception. I was pretty keen as well, thinking she was after the night of passionate sеx I had in mind.
Turned out she just wanted to change her relationship status on Facebook from ‘Engaged’ to ‘Married’.

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Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it ?
Inter-net?

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