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What do you call an elephant between two buildings?
Stuck

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What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.

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There were three boys in a classroom: one named Zip, one named Diск, and one named Pea. Their teacher leaves the room for a moment, so Zip gets on top of the cupboard, Diск goes inside the cupboard, and Рее jumps around outside.
The teacher returns and yells, "Zip down, Diск out, and Pea in the corner!"

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Why did the zombie baby cross the road?
Why did the zombie baby cross the road?
To wreak an unholy vengeance upon the driver of the car who's standing there, scratching his head, trying to figure out how a zombie baby's head can be beneath his car tires but the rest of the body is nowhere to be seen- unless he were to turn around and notice the zombie baby body bearing down on him, coming ever closer, ready with grasping, pudgy zombie baby fingers to tear and rend at the flesh of this self-same driver who ran his head over, on the dark and rain-swept road that snakes down from the castle of the madman who's creating an army of zombie babies to do his dark, libidinal bidding.

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A zookeeper approaches three boys standing near the lions' cage and asks them their names and what they're up to.
The first boy says, "My name's Tommy and I was trying to feed peanuts to the lions."
The second boy says, "My name's Billy and I was trying to feed peanuts to the lions."
The third boy says, "My name is Peanuts."

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Q: What's yellow and goes up and down?
A: A banana in an elevator.

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Why does a chicken lay eggs? Because if she dropped them, they'd break

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Q: Why did the моrоn throw the butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see a butterfly.

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Q: Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to a party?
A: He was a party pooper.

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Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: An embarassed zebra!

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I hope the children will never find out why I say ‘oooops…. ” so often when I vacuum their rooms.

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Joke for mothers:
When your first child eats some earth, a bit of grass or a worm, you take it to a doctor.
When your second child eats some earth, a bit of grass or a worm, you spit on a hankie and clean it.
When your third child eats some earth, a bit of grass or a worm, you wonder whether it still needs lunch.

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"Mom, where do tampons go?"
"Where the babies come from, darling."
"In the stork?"

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What is sticky and brown? A stick!

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What’s the difference between spinach and boogers?
Kids don’t eat spinach.

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Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.

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A child comes home dripping wet.
Mother: What on earth were you doing?!

Kid: We were playing dog with my friends.
I was the tree.

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A prisoner is finally released, after many years in jail. He stands on the pavement, yelling, "I'm free! I'm free!"
A little kid walks up to him happily and joins, “I’m four! I’m four!"

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What weighs more, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
A: Neither of them, they both weigh a ton!

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