Един човек си постоил страхотна вила в една дива гора. Gorilla hunting Ein Mann wacht eines Morgens wegen dem Lärm von einem Bären auf seinem Dach auf. От зоопарка избягала пума. Търсят я, не и не, няма я. Накрая от едно софийско село, се обажда някаква баба и казва: Ο Κωστίκας κι ο Γιωρίκας πάνε στη ζούγκλα να πιάσουν μαϊμούδες. Ακολουθούν την εξής ανορθόδοξη μέθοδο: Ο Κωστίκας απ το έδαφος πετάει πέτρες στις μαϊμούδες, για να πέσουν κάτω κι ο Γιωρίκας ανεβαίνει στο δέντρο και κουνάει τα κλαδιά, μπας και πέσει κάτω καμιά μαϊμού. Μόλις τα καταφέρουν και... C'est un type qui va en Afrique chasser le gorille avec un guide. Un beau matin le guide arrive avec un filet, un chien et un fusil et lui dit : - Ce matin on va capturer un gorille, je t'explique... A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla in a tree. He called a gorilla-removal service, and soon a serviceman arrived with a stick, a Chihuahua, a pair of... Een man schrikt zich een ongeluk als hij door zijn keukenvenster een beer ziet ronddwalen in zijn achtertuin. In paniek zoekt hij in de gouden gids onder de rubriek dierenvangers het... Er was eens een hele rijke man met een heel groot landgoed, waaronder een reusachtige boomgaard waar hij bijzonder trots op was. Op een dag werd de rijkaard wakker, gooide zijn godijnen open,... Facet zatelefonował do firmy zajmującej się usuwaniem niedźwiedzi z ogrodu. Po pół godzinie dzwonek do drzwi. Otwiera, a tam niewielki staruszek z dubeltówką i małym pieskiem. - Proszę pokazać mi... Amerikalı bir gurup sadece Trabzon'da yaşayan mavi maymun avlamak için Trabzon'a gelirler. Sorup soruşturduktan sonra bu işin tek uzmanının Temel olduğunu öğrenirler ve Temeli bulmak için mavi... Um tigre fugiu do zoológico e foi parar numa árvore de uma casa vizinha. Um especialista em tigres foi chamado para tirá-lo de lá. Logo em seguida o especialista chegou com um par de algemas, uma... Pistike az erdésznél tölti a vakációját. Egyik délután játék közben egy hatalmas medvét lát az erdészház tetején. Szalad az erdészhez a hírrel. Az arra kéri Pistikét, hogy azonnal hívja a vadászt,... A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla Removers."He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes.The gorilla remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull."What are you going to do," the homeowner asks?"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this baseball bat. When the gorilla falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The gorilla will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner."If the gorilla knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog!" 89 0 0
An old man went to the college that he went to when he was a youth. He knocked on room number 3 of the hostel and said:"May I come in. I lived in this very room thirty years ago when I studied in this college".A young man opened the door and let him in.The old man examined the room, fondly remembering everything.He said, "The same old room, the same old wooden table, the ventilator and the same old window that opens to the garden. And the same old bed."When examining it he found a young girl under the bed.The young man got alarmed and said, "Don't mistake me. She is my sister. She dropped her ear ring and is searching for it."The old man said, "And the same old story..." 88 0 0
Knock, knockWho's there?I'm Mr, Farter.Mr, Farter who?I've brought some insecticides to give to your mother in law! 72 1 0
Knock-KnockWho is there?A long реnis with a nакеd head.Come in please we were waiting for you. 71 0 0
Me: "Will you Remember me in a day?"Her: "Yes."Me: "Will you remember me in a week?"Her: "Yes."Me: "Will you remember me in a month?"Her: "Yes."Me: "Will you remember me in a year?"Her: "Yes."Me: "Ok, I have a joke.Her: "Ok."Me: "Knock, knock." Her: "Who's there?" Me: "You didn't remember me." 70 3 0
Knock, KnockWho is there?A long erected реnis with an eye on my head and some wools in my feet.What do you want?Is there any body to suск me? I want to weep. 66 1 0
Knock-knockWho is there?A shattered реnis with many diseases.What kind of illness?Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis...Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law. 66 0 0
Peter approaches the gates of Heaven."Knock knock," says Peter.Miraculously, someone answers him. "Who's there," a voice in the distance asked."God," says Peter."God who," asked the voice?"GOD DАММIТ open these gates! I've been a good neighbor, loved my wife and lost my virginity, twice!" 53 0 0