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A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, it's because you're blonde," her mother replied.
The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"
"No, it's because you're 25."
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Една бизнес дама към друга: - Живота ми е математика, пробвам да добавя към парите си, да извадя от теглото си, деля си времето и внимавам да не се умножа
One attractive young businesswoman to another over lunch:
"My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying."
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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Q: Why can't a blonde count to 70?
A: Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.
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What happened to the plant in math class?
It grew square roots.
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The bartender asks:
"Would all three of you like some вееr?"
The first one replies, "I don't know."
The second one replies, "I don't know either."
The third replies, "Yes."
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Q: What is the most еrотiс number?
A: 2110593!
Q: Why?
A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3.
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Q. What mode do you use in maths?
A. Multi-plyers.
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Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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Zenophobia: the irrational fear of convergent sequences.
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Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
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The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers.
He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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My math teacher called me average...
How mean!
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Only Chuck Norris knows a вiggеr number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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Old mathematicians never die - they just lose some of their functions.
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