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What did the 0 say to the 8?
Nice belt.
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Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
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A math teacher asks a pupil, what are 3, 5, 7 and 11?
The pupil thinks for a moment and then replies, "On 3 there is cartoon network, on 5 we have cartoon network, on 7 dad checks out news-bulletin and the channel that comes by pressing 11 on the remote is FTV, which my brother watches late at night."
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Einstein dies and goes to heaven only to be informed that his room is not yet ready.
"I hope you will not mind waiting in a dormitory.
We are very sorry, but it's the best we can do and you will have to share the room with others" he is told by the doorman.
Einstein says that this is no problem at all and that there is no need to make such a great fuss.
So the doorman leads him to the dorm.
They enter and Albert is introduced to all of the present inhabitants.
"See, Here is your first room mate. He has an IQ of 180!"
"That's wonderful!" says Albert.
"We can discuss mathematics!"
"And here is your second room mate.
His IQ is 150!"
"That's wonderful!" says Albert.
"We can discuss physics!"
"And here is your third room mate.
His IQ is 100!"
"That's wonderful!
We can discuss the latest plays at the theater!"
Just then another man moves out to capture Albert's hand and shake it.
"I'm your last room mate and I'm sorry, but my IQ is only 80."
Albert smiles back at him and says, "So, where do you think interest rates are headed?"
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Count from one to ten.
That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to кill you... Forty seven times.
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You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right?
Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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I just saw my math teacher lock himself in his office with a piece of graph paper.
I think he must be plotting something.
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Three Doctors are dicussing which types of patients they prefer. Doctor Watson says, "I prefer librarians. All their organs are alphabetized."
Doctor Fitzpatrick says, ''I prefer mathematicians. All their organs are numbered.''
Doctor Ahn says, ''I prefer lawyers. They are gutless, heartless, brainless, spineless, and their heads and rear ends are interchangeable.''
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Q: What's a polygon?
A: A dead parrot.
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Бесконечно Bis unendlich zählen Чък Норис е единственият човек броил два пъти до безкрайност. Чък Норис може да брои до безкрайност. Chuck Norris a déjà compté jusqu'à l'infini. Deux fois. Chuck Norris har räknat till oändligheten, två gånger. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity, twice. Chuck Norris ha contado hasta el número infinito... dos veces. Chuck Norris policzył do nieskończoności. Dwa razy. Rysiu też, ale na palcach jednej ręki. Chuck Norris doliczył do nieskończoności. Dwa razy. Chuck Norris napočítal do nekonečna. Dvakrát.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Whats looooong and hard?
Math Class.
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Yo momma is so sтuрid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
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Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
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E=mc squared.
E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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There is no logical foundation of mathematics, and Gödel has proved it!
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain.
Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred?
On the fingers!
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Girls are like math if there under ten then you use your fingers
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How long are math snakes?
3.14 feet. Well, at least the πthon is
(I'm so sorry)
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Q: Why is six afraid of seven?
A: Because seven ate nine.
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