Math Jokes

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I had a scary math joke...
But I'm 2^2 to say it

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Math Jokes

Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.

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Math Jokes School Jokes

I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday. That takes the number of girls I’ve made wet this year to -1.

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Jokes about Women Math Jokes

I failed my math exam because I couldn’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 as Roman numerals
Im livid

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Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.
Pythagoras

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3.14% of sailors are…
Π-rates.

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Math Jokes Sailor Jokes

I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have.

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Math Jokes

I asked my math teacher why 6 was afraid of 7.
She replied, “Approximately 0.3583679495453”.
I stared at her, confused. Seeing my confusion, she added, “You know, cos (789)”

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School Jokes Math Jokes

I don't mind the Chinese students in my Math class being really good at the subject
But I must say, it's pretty cocky of them to do the problems with their eyes closed.

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Math Jokes School Jokes

I heard 8/10 Americans are bad at math...
Glad to know I'm in the other 2%.

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Math Jokes American Jokes

My boss said my math skills are average.
That's just mean.

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Math Jokes Boss Jokes

Math is hard.
15 + 15 is thirty, but
16 + 16 is thirty too.

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Math Jokes

Sеx is like math:
Add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply

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Q: How do you count cows?
A: With a cowculator.

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What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? – The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.

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Space jokes Math Jokes

Teacher: Since you were talking can you solve this problem?
Me: The problem is you and the answer/solution is for you to stay out of my busines.
Teacher : Where is your math homework?
Me: It commited suicide, it had too many problems.

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Insult Jokes Math Jokes School Jokes

Yeah, it's a math joke
17: Hey 11, want to hear a joke?
11: Sure.
17: What did one prime number say to the other prime number?
11: I give up.
17:
"I can't even."
11 and 17 together: HAHAHA!!!!!
2: I don't get it.

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Math Jokes

While most puns make me feel numb...
... Math puns make me feel number.

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Math Jokes

Not all math puns are bad
Just sum

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4, 6, 8 and 9 have all been killed. – 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11 are the prime suspects.

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Math Jokes