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How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.

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What is the official sport of Mexico?
Border jump

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans?
They steal all the green cards

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Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your аss, if you scream we will cut off your head".
The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his аss he screamed soo they cut off his head.
The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his аss he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?"
The Mexican says "because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon."

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There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving?
The Cop

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A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hеll and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth.
The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared.
The Mexican, nervously токе the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared.
The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames.
Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"

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Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole?
A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.

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How do you get a Mexican chick to вlоw you? You decorate your wiener with leaves. Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.

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Q:Where does a mexican shop for books?
A: Borders

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What do you call black people in a swimming pool?
Coco puffs.
What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool?
Reeces puffs reeces puffs!

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What do u call a Mexican getting baptized?
BEAN DIP

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How do you fry a Mexican?
You turn on the fence

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I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine." but I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.

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Q: What is the only thing you will ever hear being said to a Mexican wearing a 3pc suit?
A:
"Will the defendant please rise".

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Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo?
Because there were only 2 vans.

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A single car crash kills a Mexican family.
15 people died.

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Why did Mexico send only a couple thousand Mexicans to fight in the Alamo?
Because they only had 4 trucks.

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Mexico doesn't win Olympic medals because all the best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

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How does a Mexican cut a pizza?
With *little* *caesars*

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A mexican magician told the audience he'll disappear on the count of three. He said "Uno, dos" *РООF*
He disappeared without a tres.
**edit Front page??? Thats Punbelieveable!

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