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Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.

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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.

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What’s a mouse’s favorite record?
Please cheese me!

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The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.

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Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris.
It will be number one in the top 40 forever.

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Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.

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What South American dance do cows like to do?
The Ruмр-a.

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Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.

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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?
"Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."

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Taylor Сwift: so he calls me up and he's all like "I still love you" and I'm like...
Wait, is this Connor, Patrick, Joe, Luca, Taylor, John, Cory, Toby, Jake, Garret, Eddie, or Harry?

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Is Lady Gaga wonder woman because we all wonder if she's a woman?

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A large number of Black soldiers died in Iraq war because every time their chief said:
"Get on the floor!" they stood up and started dancing.

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Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.

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What do cows call Frank Sinatra?
Old Moo Eyes.

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Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.

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Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.

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Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.

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After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of sсат, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.

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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London.
Then they wrote a song about it.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.

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