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Въпрос: 800 Anwälte auf dem Meeresgrund Όλοι στον πάτο! Cosa fanno 20 terroni che cercano di affogarsi?...un buon inizio! O QUE QUER DIZER 1000 ADVOGADOS NO MEIO DO MAR ? r: UM BOM COMEÇO . Cosa fanno cinquanta avvocati incatenati in fondo all'oceano? - Un buon inizio.... Mitä sata asianajajaa tekee keskellä tyyntä valtamertä? - Ei kai sitä kukaan tiedä, mutta ainakin se on hyvä alku. - Hvad kalder man 1000 advokater på havets bund ? - Hvad kalder man 1000 advokater på havets bund ? - En god begyndelse.
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Каква е разликата между батут и педераст? Каква е разликата между негър и батут? Jumper Unterschied zwischen Waldhorn und Trampolin Quelle est la différence entre une blonde et un trampoline ? Tu enlèves tes chaussures pour sauter sur le trampoline. Wat is het verschil tussen een Turk en een trampoline? - Bij een trampoline moet je je schoenen uit doen Vad är skillnaden på en trampolin och en neger? – Man tar av skorna innan man hoppar på en trampolin. Wat is het verschil tussen een Turk en een trampoline? Bij een trampoline moet je je schoenen uit doen Kuo skiriasi juodaodis vaikinas nuo batuto? Nusiauni batus, kad šoktum ant batuto.
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На африканскиот главатар му се родило бело дете На вожда на африканско племе му се ражда бяло дете. Вика той белия мисионер и му вика: In einem Dorf im TIEFEN Afrika lebt als einziger weißer ein Missionar. Eines Tages kommt ein Eingeborener zu ihm und fragt: White priest goes and lives with an African tribe. He spends his days teaching the way of the lord. After several years, a village woman gives birth to a white baby. Cela se passe en Afrique. Dans ce village, se trouve un seul blanc : le père Joseph. Un jour un des villageois aborde le père Joseph pour une plainte. – Écoute mon pe’e, j’ai un petit p’obleme. Ma femme vient d’avoi’ un fils, et il est blanc. Comme tu es le seul blanc dans la ‘egion, je viens te... Um padre tinha ido evangelizar na África Negra, há alguns anos... Um dia, ele encontra uma aldeia tão atrasada que os habitantes nunca haviam visto um homem branco. Ele decide então fixar-se ali... Dans le village centre-africain naît un bébé blanc. Le papa vexé se pose des questions et trouve une réponse alors il va voir le missionnaire, seul blanc dans la tribu. Le missionnaire lui explique... Nasce uma criança branca numa aldeia da África. O chefe da tribo manda chamar o missionário que era o único homem branco por ali: — Calma chefe, tudo nesse mundo tem explicação... E o chefe: —... Der Häuptling in einem afrikanischen Dorf ist entsetzt. Seine Frau hat gerade ein weißes Kind zur Welt gebracht. Sofort ruft er den einzigen Weißen, einen Misionar zu sich und sagt: "Meine Frau hat... A missionary gets sent into deepest darkest Africa and goes to live with a tribe there. He spends years with the people, teaching them to read, write and the good Christian ways of the white man.... Een arts van artsen zonder grenzen wordt naar donker Afrika gestuurd om iets aan geboortebeperking te doen. Daar aangekomen blijkt er één opperhoofd te zijn en de rest alleen maar vrouwen. "Kijk",... Numa aldeia africana, nasceu uma criança branca. Imediatamente o Cacique mandou chamar o missionário, que era o único homem branco por ali. - Cacique quer explicação! - pediu ele, enfezado. O... Out in the middle of darkest Africa there was a White Missionary living with a tribe of black natives. One day the big chief comes along and calls the Missionary into his hut, where he was... Ca se passe en Afrique noire, un noir arrive chez le médecin blanc. Il (le noir) tient dans sa main un nouveau-né blanc, et dit, furieux, au médecin : - Ma femme avoir accouche d'un enfant blanc.... Vienas misionierius vienai Afrikos tautelei skelbė krikščioniškas idėjas. Skelbė jis metus, skelbė du... Viskas būtų buvę lyg ir gerai, nes vietiniai nelabai dėmesio į tai kreipdavo... Tik staiga... Den hvide missionær i Afrika blev kaldt til høvdingen, som var rasende: "Min søster har lige født en hvid baby. Du er den eneste hvide mand her, så du må dø for din ugerning." "Jamen høvding,",... Gaat een zendeling zieltjes winnen bij een afgelegen stam in Congo . Eerste kennismaking gaat een beetje stroef maar na een paar maanden is hij behoorlijk geaccepteerd en is de stam al aardig... En svenske var hjelpearbeider i et sted i Afrika. En dag kom stammehøvdingen til ham og sa at en kvinne i landsbyen hadde født ett hvitt barn og han spurte om svensken hadde en forklaring på det. -... Missionären Josef hade i flera år bott i en afrikansk stam. En dag kom Bongo till honom med sin nyfödda baby. - Josef, nu är jag förbannad! Jag har tio barn som är svarta, den elfte här är mulatt.... Un misionero español viaja a una tribu del Congo, donde solo hay negros. A los nueve meses de estar allí la hija del jefe de la tribu tiene un hijo blanco, rubio y ojos azules. el jefe de la tribu... Un infuriato uomo di colore di una tribù africana va dal prete missionario che si trova lì con loro e gli dice: "Fratello tu dovere dare me spiegazione, mia donna avere partorito bimbo bianco e tu... Vienas antropologas kelerius metus gyveno laukinėje Afrikos gentyje, tyrė jos papročius ir gyvenimo būdą. Ir taip jau atsitiko, kad genties vado žmona pagimdė beveik baltaodį vaiką. Genties vadas... Ο λευκός ιεραπόστολος ζούσε ειρηνικά σε ένα Αφρικάνικο χωριό εδώ κι ένα χρόνο περίπου. Μια μέρα ο αρχηγός του χωριού τον κάλεσε στη σκηνή του για να συζητήσουν για ένα μεγάλο πρόβλημα. - Τι... Dans un village africain peuplé de d’africain bien noir, il n’y a qu’un seul blanc, le prêtre. Mais alors Moumoud, père de 5 enfants vient d’avoir son 6ème enfant qui est tout blanc, tout furieux... Un scientifique blanc étudie une tribu en Afrique Un jour, la femme des chefs de tribu a un fils blanc. Le chef de tribu s’approche du scientifique peu de temps après. « Eh bien, nous savons tous... Jeden misionář přijel do střední Afriky a usadil se u jednoho kmene. Strávil tam více než rok. Učil je číst a psát a seznamoval je s křesťanskou vírou. Obzvlášť zdůrazňoval sexuální čistotu a...
A professor travels to Africa to live with a primitive tribe and spends years with them, teaching them all about the wonders of science and mathematics.
He makes friends with the tribe's chief and his wife and they all live happily for some time.
One day the chief's wife gives birth to a white child.
The word spreads and the entire tribe is in shock.
The chief pulls the professor aside and says, "Look, you are the only white man we've ever seen around here, and my wife gave birth to a white child.
It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened!"
The professor replied, "No, chief, you're mistaken.
What we have here is a natural occurrence what we in the civilized world call an albino!
Look at that field over there.
All the sheep are white except for one black one.
Nature does this on occasion."
The chief was silent for a moment, then said, "Tell you what.
You don't say anything more about that sheep and I won't say anything more about the white kid."
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One day, an immigrant from Poland entered a New York City Police Precinct to report that his American wife was planning to kill him. The police officer on duty was intrigued by this, and he asked,... A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well, until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he... The following conversion took place in a Polish church. Polish Man: I want to divorce my wife. Priest: Why my son? Polish Man: I think she is trying to kill me. Priest: What makes you say this?...
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, and they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
"Have you any grounds?"
"Yes, an acre and half and nice little home."
"No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
"It made of concrete."
"I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?"
"No, we have carport, and not need one."
"I mean. What are your relations like?"
"All my relations still in Poland."
"Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
"We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player."
"Does your wife beat you up?"
"No, I always up before her."
"Is your wife a nagger?"
"No, she white."
"Why do you want this divorce?"
"She going to кill me."
"What makes you think that?"
"I got proof."
"What kind of proof?"
"She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom."
"I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover.'"
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