Nigger Jokes, Black people

Q: Why some people are black?
A: Cause the iris diaphragm received much light.

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What do you get when you cross a black person with a white person?
Bestiality.

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What do you get when you mix a niggеr and an octopus?
I don't know, but it picks the hеll out of cotton

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What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt?
"Help I'm not break dancing"

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A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way.
The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!"
A niglет tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His niggеr dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet"
The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard."
The niglет tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His niggеr dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet"
The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard."
The niglет tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His niggеr dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggеrs today!"

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Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox?
A: Because the cats keep covering them up.

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Q: How do you know Noah was a White man?
A: No niggеr could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!

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Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
A. The PGA tour

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Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal?
A: It's called "Nuttin' Вiтсh!"

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What are three things you can't give a niggеr?
A black eye, a fат lip and an education.

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Q: What does a black person have that is white?
A: His owner!

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How do you hide a niggеr in a coal shed?
Kick his teeth in.

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How do you hide something from a Black Man?
Put it in a book.

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What do you call a group of black people.
An auction.

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Black preacher is driving home from church and sees the white preacher walking down the road.
He reluctantly pulls over to offer him a ride.
A short distance along the way the whit guy says " you people don't actually think Jesus was black do you?"
"And what makes think he's not?"
The black pastor snaps back.
The conversation becomes so heated less than needed attention was paid to the road and both men died in a trgic head on collision.
When st. Peter opened the pearly gates to heaven before them, there stood Jesus Сhrisт himself.
He spread his arms slowly in a welcoming gesture and said "Buenos dias amigos!"

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Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying. When his mother ask why he replays . The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that. Mom says cause u black and they white. Next day Tyrone is crying again . What's wrong today Tyrone his mother ask. Tyrone said teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that. Mom says cause u black and they white. Next day he comes home smiling. What happened today Tyrone. Tyrone says mama we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white. Mama says no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6

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Why arent black people affended by thes jokes?
Because they cant read.

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office.
Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy."
When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out:
"Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children."
"Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman.
"That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker.
"Oh, den I uses the last names."

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Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey.
Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing.
He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey.
After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead
She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it."
"Why?" asked the lady.
He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."

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Q: How was break dancing invented?
A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.

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