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A man is bragging about his new hearing aid. "It's the best I've ever had," he says. "It cost $3,000."
His friend asks, "What kind is it?"
He says,
"Half past four!"

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Two people are on opposite sides of a lake.
One yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?"
"You are on the other side," the other shouts back.

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Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?
A: A rebel without a clue.

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A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains.
She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.”
The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains.”
And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”

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Blonde Bob was asked, "How many seconds there are in a year?"
He answered, "It's gotta be 12 seconds in a year - January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd..."

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I never wear a Halloween costume... I'm a character all year long!

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I love Monday only during holidays!

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Q:how do you teach a blonde maths A: Add a bed, minus her clothes, divide her legs, insert your square route, leave your solution and hope she doesnt multiply.

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Just after the maid had been fired. She took five bucks from her purse, she threw it to Fido, the family dog. When asked why by her former employer, she answered,
"I never forget a friend. This was for helping me clean the dishes all the time!

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"I'm sorry doctor, I know this is unusual but I seem to have a lettuce stuck in my bottom!"
"Good grief" the doctor replies "I'd better take a look"
"It's worse than that" the doctor says after the examination - "thats just the tip of the iceberg"

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There were 79 unprovoked shark attacks last year. Unprovoked -- do we need that word in there? Are there people provoking shark attacks? Is there some diск from Jersey in the water: Hey shark, you freakin lookin at me? You got a problem or somethin? I got somethin for you to bite right here!

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Moe: "Where did Larry go?"
Curly: "He’s round in front."
Moe: "I know what he looks like, I just wanted to know where he went."

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A Blonde goes over to her friend's house wearing a T.G.I.F. T-shirt.
'Why are you wearing a Thank God It's Friday tee-shirt on Monday?'
'Oh сrар!' the blonde says. 'I didn't Realize it was a religious T-shirt. I thought it meant Тiтs Go In Front'

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IT'S FINALLY FRIDAY!

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One thing is certain. On the US elections will win blonde.

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My GPS just told me to turn around...
Now I can’t see where I’m driving.

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I decided to make sure my wife had a smile on her face every morning...
Now I can’t keep sharpies in the house anymore.

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On Halloween we will not pun. Instead we make candied observations.

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One-Liner Jokes Halloween Jokes

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? pull out the pin and throw it back
What do you do when a blode throws a pin at you? run like hеll shes got a grenade in her mouth!!

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