One-Liner Jokes

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Al Bundys abgelaufener Führerschein Πιστοποιητικό I got all dewy eyed when I saw my husband looking at our marriage certificate for half an hour. Mąż przegląda akt ślubu. Żona pyta: - Czego tam szukasz? - Terminu ważności. Der Mann starrt auf die Heiratsurkunde, dreht sie mehrfach um und wieder zurück. Darauf die Frau: "Sag mal, suchst du was? Hast du etwa wieder unseren Hochzeitstag vergessen?" Darauf der Mann:... Vrouw: "Wat ben je aan het doen?" Echtgenoot: "Niets." Vrouw: "Niets...? Je staart al een uur naar ons huwelijkscertificaat. Echtgenoot: "Ik zoek de vervaldatum. Sotia: - Iubitule ce faci? Sotul: - Nimic! Sotia: - Cum nimic? De-o ora tot studiezi Certificatul nostru de casatorie! Sotul: - Cautam data expirarii !
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I don't think any would stick. I shouldn't be spreading such bad puns and drive everyone nuts. Any one butter than me? Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter? I`m not teling you. You might spread it! Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road? Because she`s nuts! How is a dumb blonde like peanut butter? They spread for the bread. I told my girlfriend I was breaking up with her because she had peanut butter legs. She asked,
"What do you mean?" I said,
"Your legs are nice and smooth and easy to spread like peanut butter." What`s the feepng you get after popshing a peanut? Post nut clarity. Why are peanuts afraid of going out? They`re afraid of getting a-salted. When can peanuts laugh? When you сrаск them up! What kind of sandwiches do sharks eat? Peanut butter and Jellyfish Where do peanut drivers go to fill their tanks? The Shell station! What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit? An astro-nut! What did applesauce say to peanut butter? You`re Nutty! Photo by Corleto Peanut butter on Unsplash
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