One-Liner Jokes

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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes Sick and Death Jokes

What does a Blonde say after multiple оrgаsмs?
Way to go team!

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Sex Jokes Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

OK MONDAY LET'S DO THIS!

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Monday jokes One-Liner Jokes

"Don't swallow these pills," the doctor said, handing the overweight patient a bottle of pills. "Instead, spill them on the floor three times a day and pick them up one by one."

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One-Liner Jokes Medical and Doctor Jokes

Boss:
"Working hard here, Jimmy?"
Jimmy:
"Ever since I heard you coming down the stairs, boss!"

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Office and Work Jokes One-Liner Jokes Boss Jokes

A company owner was asked a question, "How do you motivate your employees to be so punctual?"
He smiled & replied, "It's simple. I have 30 employees and 29 free parking spaces. One is paid parking."

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Office and Work Jokes One-Liner Jokes

The renegade employee who defecated in an aquarium was accused of sharking his doodies.

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One-Liner Jokes

Boy 1:
"As long as you are in school, two things will always be your friends."
Boy 2:
"Who are they?
Boy1:
"Classwork and Homework!"

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One-Liner Jokes School Jokes

All Bill asked for was a little good-night kiss, but Anne haughtily rebuffed him with, "I don't do that sort of thing on my first date!"
"Well," Bill replied with sarcasm, "how about on your last date?"

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One-Liner Jokes

Chuck Norris shot Bon Jovi in the heart for giving love a bad name.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Chuck Norris knows what the double rainbow means.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Chuck Norris won't fight Justin Bieber because he doesn't hit girls.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

What goes "Vroom... Screech... Vroom... Screech... Vroom... Screech?" A blonde at a flashing red light.

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Lady (to her doctor):
"What l am worried about is my height and not my weight."
Doctor:
"How come?"
Lady:
"According to my weight, my height should be 7 feet, 8 inches."

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Medical and Doctor Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears? A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

A cowboy was walking down the street with his new pet dachshund. The passerby asked him why a cowboy would own that kind of dog. The cowboy answered, "Well, somebody told me to get along little doggie."

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One-Liner Jokes Cowboys and Indians Jokes

Which country is filled with very poor singers? Singapore.

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One-Liner Jokes

Cop: So, I’m writing you a ticket for driving alone in the carpool lane.
Criminal: You’re going to feel really sтuрid when you look in my trunk!

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One-Liner Jokes

Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his car? A: Took him an hour to get his family out w/ a coat hanger.

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

"The man who was shot is named Harry Whittington. He's a high powered Republican lawyer, he was very lucky. They say the only reason that he wasn't killed is he was wearing the body armor that never got shipped to our troops." -- Jimmy Kimmel

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