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Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them.
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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes Coffee Jokes
I was out last Sunday -- I didnt see any signs, nobody to ask, so I lit a cigarette. This woman lost all control of her воdily functions. Put it out, please, put it out. I turned around -- she was three pews away!
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Employer: "We need someone responsible for the job."
"Sir your search ends here! In my previous job whenever something went wrong,everybody said I was responsible."
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Office and Work Jokes One-Liner Jokes Life Jokes
Q: What goes stop, go, stop, go, stop, go?
A: A blonde at a flashing red light.
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Men vs Women Jokes Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes
Two blondes are walking down the road when one says, "Look at that dog with one eye!"
The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says, "Where?"
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Men vs Women Jokes Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes Dog jokes
Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?
Ramu: "HIJKLMNO"!!
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Ramu: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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School Jokes One-Liner Jokes Science jokes
Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? 
A: Humpme Dumpme.
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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes Nurse jokes
The doorbell rings. A man opens the door and there's his mother-in-law on the front step.
She asks, "Can I stay here for a few days?"
The man says,
"Sure you can." And he closes the door.
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Marriage and Family Jokes Men jokes One-Liner Jokes
Patient: Nurse, I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.
Nurse: Have you seen a doctor?
Patient: No, just spots.
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Medical and Doctor Jokes One-Liner Jokes Nurse jokes
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes
Q: what is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold onto a thought.
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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes Beauty Jokes Stupid Jokes
Teacher: “What is the difference between ‘Tea’ and ‘Tee’?
Student: "The first one is a drink and the second is an incorrect spelling."
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School Jokes One-Liner Jokes
We live in an expanding universe.
All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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Q: What is a blonde's favorite rock group?
A: Air Supply.
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She is so blonde, she thinks that Taco Веll is the Mexican phone company.
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Men vs Women Jokes Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes
Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again.
One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Кањон Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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"I'm sorry," said the clerk in flower shop, "we don't have potted geraniums. Could you use African violets instead?"

Replied the customer sadly, "No, it was geraniums my wife told me to water while she was gone."
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I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I so bad with women?"
She said, "I'm Alexa you моrоn."
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A lawyer who was upset at the verdict that was handed down to his client at the end of the case said. - Your honor with all due respect I accept your ruling. But if it may please the Court sir I'd like to know just WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE!
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When you get to be a certain age, there are two things you definitely don’t want to do in the same week...
Upgrade your prescription glasses and buy a full-length mirror!
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