One-Liner Jokes

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Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them.

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes Coffee Jokes

I was out last Sunday -- I didnt see any signs, nobody to ask, so I lit a cigarette. This woman lost all control of her воdily functions. Put it out, please, put it out. I turned around -- she was three pews away!

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One-Liner Jokes

Employer: "We need someone responsible for the job."
"Sir your search ends here! In my previous job whenever something went wrong,everybody said I was responsible."

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Office and Work Jokes One-Liner Jokes Life Jokes

Q: What goes stop, go, stop, go, stop, go?
A: A blonde at a flashing red light.

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Men vs Women Jokes Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Two blondes are walking down the road when one says, "Look at that dog with one eye!"
The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says, "Where?"

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Men vs Women Jokes Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes Dog jokes

Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?
Ramu: "HIJKLMNO"!!
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Ramu: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

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School Jokes One-Liner Jokes Science jokes

Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes Nurse jokes

The doorbell rings. A man opens the door and there's his mother-in-law on the front step.
She asks, "Can I stay here for a few days?"
The man says,
"Sure you can." And he closes the door.

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Marriage and Family Jokes Men jokes One-Liner Jokes

Patient: Nurse, I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.
Nurse: Have you seen a doctor?
Patient: No, just spots.

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Medical and Doctor Jokes One-Liner Jokes Nurse jokes

Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Q: what is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold onto a thought.

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes Beauty Jokes Stupid Jokes

Teacher: “What is the difference between ‘Tea’ and ‘Tee’?
Student: "The first one is a drink and the second is an incorrect spelling."

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School Jokes One-Liner Jokes

We live in an expanding universe.
All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes Science jokes

Q: What is a blonde's favorite rock group?
A: Air Supply.

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes Blonde Jokes Dirty jokes Drinking and Drunk Jokes One-Liner Jokes

She is so blonde, she thinks that Taco Веll is the Mexican phone company.

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Men vs Women Jokes Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again.
One Grand Canyon is enough.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

"I'm sorry," said the clerk in flower shop, "we don't have potted geraniums. Could you use African violets instead?"

Replied the customer sadly, "No, it was geraniums my wife told me to water while she was gone."

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Relationship Jokes One-Liner Jokes

I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I so bad with women?"
She said, "I'm Alexa you моrоn."

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One-Liner Jokes

A lawyer who was upset at the verdict that was handed down to his client at the end of the case said. - Your honor with all due respect I accept your ruling. But if it may please the Court sir I'd like to know just WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE!

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Judge and Court Jokes One-Liner Jokes Lawyer Jokes

When you get to be a certain age, there are two things you definitely don’t want to do in the same week...
Upgrade your prescription glasses and buy a full-length mirror!

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One-Liner Jokes Old People Jokes