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Judge: Silence in court! The next person who laughs again will be thrown out of court.
Accused: Hahahaha
Judge: I wasn't talking to you!
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“The bakery was so wrapped up in decorating for Christmas that they even decorated their website's cookies.”
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Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
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They say that an apple a day will keep the doctor away...
Why stop there?
An onion a day will keep everybody away!
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I may not be getting laid tonight, but I'm definitely ваnging my snooze button in the morning.
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who won the gold medal?


A: She was so proud she had it bronzed.
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“Every Christmas I would look for sooty footprints near our fireplace. I was looking for Santa clues.”
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The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
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I was at a restaurant and I noticed my waitress had a black eye. So I ordered very sloooowly because obviously she doesn't listen.
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The worst thing about Halloween is, of course, candy corn. Candy corn is the only candy in the history of America thats never been advertised. And theres a reason -- all of the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.
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Patient: Doctor, I have a little man in my head, and he's cursing all the time!
Doctor: Well, this problem is really easy to fix! It will cost you $1000.
Patient: Doctor, do you know what the little guy just said?
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A wife asked her husband:
"What do you like most in me my pretty face or my sеxy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied:
"I like your sense of humor."
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Sotia isi intreaba sotul: - Dragule, ce-ti place mai mult la mine: trupul meu perfect, sau fata mea foarte frumoasa? Sotul raspunde: - Simtul umorului!
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I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it ...so I said "Implants?"
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Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
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"I'm sorry," said the clerk in flower shop, "we don't have potted geraniums. Could you use African violets instead?"

Replied the customer sadly, "No, it was geraniums my wife told me to water while she was gone."
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Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?
Because business was very light.
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There are three kinds of men in this world.
Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
The rest get married and wonder what happened!
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Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' food looked like.
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You ever get a new cell phone and you're too lazy to transfer all the numbers over, so you just stop being friends with a bunch of people?
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What’s the difference between the USA and a USB?
One connects to all of your devices and accesses the data and the other is a computer hardware standard.
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