One-Liner Jokes

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An old lady at the bank asked me if I could help her check her balance.
So I pushed her over.

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Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.

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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face.
The egg is frowning and looking a bit рissеd off.
The egg mutters, to no one in particular, "Well, I guess we answered THAT question!"

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I think Employee of the Month is a good example of when a person can be a winner and a loser at the same time.

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Why did the blonde take his new scarf back to the store? It was too tight

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There was a red head, a brunette, and a blonde riding in the back of a truck. Suddenly the tire popped and the truck drove off the edge into the water.
The red head and brunette swam up and survived, but the blonde drowned because she couldn't get the tail gate open.

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Where do you look for blondes' obituaries? Under "Home Improvements."

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I was really angry at my friend Mark for stealing my dictionary!
I said, “Mark, my words!”

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I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth.
Now when I talk, I have this weird axe scent.

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“I knew a chemist who use to periodically build tables.”

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Speaking to her two daughters, a mother said,
"When we get home you need to clean your bedrooms. Your grandmother is coming to visit us tonight and I want the whole house to look tidy."
The younger daughter answered, "We will, Mommy. But isn't that kind of like, lying?"

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What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket?
Two points, just like everyone else!

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Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a соndом? So she can have a doggie bag for later.

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(do this on your calculator.) one day there was a Blonde who thought her воовs were 2 2 big so she went to 37th street to building number 8 and talked to Dr. double 00. She left building number eight to find she was boobless. ( turn calculator upside down to see boobless)

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“A dentist in a court trial was оrаlly examined and re-examined by the defence lawyer ruthlessly, to extract the truth.”

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A man was out walking a dog, and a woman stopped to admirethe animal.
"What's your dog's name?" she asked.
"Неrреs," replied the dog's owner.
"How.... Odd," said the woman. "Why Неrреs?"
"Because he won't heel."

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A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"
The doctor replies:
"It's very simple. You're two tents."

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“A cannonball is a party for artillerymen.”

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All the British fans start singing to the German fans, If you won the war, stand up! Right, I think this is the greatest thing Ive ever heard at a sporting event because theres no snappy comeback for that, is there?

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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

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