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What did the blonde call her pet zebra?
Spot
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"Yesterday, scientists revealed that вееr contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of вееr and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, couldn't drive, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned."
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Пивото има женски хормони Алкохолот содржи женски хормони?! Θηλυκές ορμονες Абе вярно ли е, че в бирата слагат женски хормони? Учени са открили женски хормони в бирата! Последние исследования показали, что в пиве содержится высокая концентрация женских гормонов. Unterhalten sich zwei Männer, sagt der eine: Wusstest du schon, dass Bier weibliche Hormone enthält. Nicht?! Die Wissenschaft fand heraus, daß man, wenn man zu viel Bier trinkt, viel Blödsinn redet. Cientistas descobrem que após a fermentação, a cerveja passa por uma transformação química e libera um composto parecido com o hormônio feminino. Deve ser por isso que quando tomamos uma cerveja: — A gente começa a falar demais; — Ri à toa; — E dirige mal. Il est scientifiquement prouvé que n'importe quel alcool contient des hormones féminines: Quand on en boit trop, on parle beaucoup, on dit des conneries et on conduit mal. För en tid sedan föreslog kanadensiska forskare att männen borde se över sin ölkonsumtion. Till grund för detta uttalande låg en undersökning som visar att öl innehåller kvinnliga könshormoner.... "Ich glaube, im Bier sind weibliche Hormone?" "Wie kommst denn da drauf?" "Ganz einfach: Immer wenn ich zuviel davon trinke, kann ich nicht mehr Auto fahren." CONFIRMADO! CERVEJA TEM HORMONIOS FEMININOS! QUANDO VOCÊ BEBE DEMAIS: VC GASTA MAIS DO QUE TEM. SÓ FALA BESTEIRA. E DIRIJE MAL! Uma pesquisa feita por professores de Cambridge confirma: Todas as bebidas alcoólicas contém hormônio feminino. Sim pois quem bebe demais dirige mal e só fala besteira Yesterday, government scientists suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.... In bier zitten vrouwelijke hormonen; Hoe meer je drinkt, hoe meer je praat en hoe slechter je gaat rijden. Kaverus totesi toiselle baaritiskillä: Oluessa on pakko olla naishormoneja. Miten niin? toinen kaverus vastasi. Koska aina kun juon liikaa, puhun jonnin joutavia, enkä osaa ajaa autoa. Weten jullie dat er in bier vrouwelijke hormonen zitten? Als je tien glazen bier op hebt, begin je allerlei onzin uit te kramen…en je gaat je overal mee bemoeien.. en je kunt dan ook geen auto meer... Forskere ved Helsedepartementet i Canada foreslo, på bakgrunn av analyser som viser innhold av kvinnelige hormoner i øl, at man skulle gjøre et vitenskapelig forsøk for å avdekke hvordan dette i... Øl En forskning har vist at der er kvindelige hormoner i øl. Det forklare vel, hvorfor mænd er så dumme at høre på efter 6-7 øl? Amerikassa on tehty merkittävä tiedelöytö. Olut sisältää pieniä määriä naishormoneja. Todistaakseen teoriansa tiedemiehet juottivat sadalle miehelle 12 tuopillista olutta kullekin, ja tulokset... Vorige week hebben wetenschappers de resultaten bekend gemaakt van een onderzoek dat aantoont dat bier kleine hoeveelheden vrouwelijke hormonen bevat. Om hun theorie te bewijzen, gaven ze honderd... Im Bier sind weibliche Hormone! Woher weißt du das? Wenn ich mehrere trinke kann ich nicht mehr Autofahren und rede dummes Zeug! ¿ Sabías que la cerveza tiene hormonas femeninas ?,le dice un borracho en un bar a otro. - No te creo. - Si, fijate si tomas demasiado, empiezas a hablar mucho y manejas el auto de lo peor. - Stiati ca berea contine hormoni feminini? - Cum asa!? - Daca bei bere, vorbesti aiurea si Nu stii sa conduci. Dizem que estão colocando hormonio feminino na cerveja, é, porque quando o homem bebe, só fala besteira e dirige muito mal Im Bier sind tatsächlich weibliche Hormone. Wenn ich davon zu viel trinke, labere ich nur noch Stuß und kann nicht mehr Autofahren. There are a lot of female hormones in beer. When I drink five bottles I also can't drive a car and start behaving illogically. Det er nu videnskabeligt bevidst at man bliver mere feminin af at drikke øl! Dette fandt man ud af ved at give 10 mænd 15 øl hver og så observerer deres opførsel: de gik alle op i vægt, kunne ikke...
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"Oh God," sighed the wife one morning, "I'm convinced my mind is almost completely gone!"Her husband looked up from the newspaper and commented, "I'm not surprised: You've been giving me a piece of it every day for twenty years!"
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I have had vegan Thanksgiving of tofurkey and soy gravy. And its not to say that Thanksgiving will ever justify the genocide of the Native Americans. But vegan Thanksgiving -- thats just spitting on the graves, isnt it?
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I have two rules when you come to my house on Halloween. Wear a costume -- cause if youve manned your door at your own house, you know how many kids will roll up, 14 years old with no costume and an attitude. My other rule: dont grab. Let me assess you and then design a candy situation for you.
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I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance, she leaned over and pushed me.
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I don't own a big house, but at least I have my legs, ie two man shins.
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I could never have a тhrееsоме. This is not a тhrееsоме body. This is a turn off the lights body, leave your shirt on body -- this is a tell nobody.
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Whats the advantage of having a blonde as a girlfriend? A: You get to park in handicapped zones.
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One day, a blonde drove by a cornfield and saw another blonde out in the field trying to row a boat. "Geez, I hate blondes like that," said the blonde as she drove by. "If I could swim I'd go out there and kick her вuтт!"
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Have you heard about the new blonde paint? Its cheap, thick, and spreads real easy...
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Judge: Are you defending yourself?
Defendant: Yes, your Honor.
Judge: You know that if you cannot afford it, the State may appoint you a lawyer.
Defendant: I know, your Honor, but I don't want one. I plan to tell the truth.
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Chuck Norris drew the line and made Johnny Cash walk it.
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Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
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I bought a plunger the other day. You ever bought a plunger? Its an embarrassing purchase. At first, you think its no big deal. Stand in the line, swinging it. And then you realize everybody knows; you got a situation at home. Nobody buys a plunger on a whim.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Рулет Руски рулет Chuck Norris spielt Russisches Roulette Chuck Norris joue à la roulette russe avec un chargeur plein. Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? Hope it's Halloween.
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Who Let The Blondes Out?
How many blondes does it take to milk a соw?
Five - one to hold the udder, and four to lift and the соw up and down.
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Our generation never got a break. When we were young they taught us to respect our elders...
Now that we are older, they tell us to listen to the youth of the country.
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In the days leading up to Christmas, people in San Francisco did everything they could to avoid the mauls, as they were a real zoo. The only people who weren't worried were lawyers with an escape claws.
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