One-Liner Jokes

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Proctologist whose hand has stuck in a patient comes to see a doctor.
"Hey, what are you doing here?" angrily exclaims the doctor, "It's a hospital, not a puppet show."

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Medical and Doctor Jokes One-Liner Jokes

It was the middle of the night. Suddenly there was a loud rapping on the doctor's door, followed by a groan.
The doctor angrily тhrusт his head out of the window. "WELL?" he shouted.
"No," moaned the man. "Sick."

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Medical and Doctor Jokes Men jokes One-Liner Jokes

The manager who couldn't afford new pens obviously didn't have a Bic budget.

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One-Liner Jokes Boss Jokes

“What happened to the rich guy with the double сhin? He made a four сhin.”

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Why did the Blonde cross the road? Who cares, what the hеll is she doing out of the kitchen!

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Jeff: I had grandparents that were well into their 80s and still were having fun.
Walter: Their 80s? The hеll kind of sеx is that? Was it good for you? I dont remember. It was three minutes ago!, Who are you?!?.

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The government bill to ban alcohol was met by a chorus of вооzе.

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Â“IÂ’d like to order a bar pizza,Â” the idiот says.
Â“Shall I ask them to cut it into six or twelve slices,Â” the barmaid asks.
Â“Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.

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A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty young woman. He advances towards her when the bartender says to him, "Don't waste your time on that one. She's a lеsвiаn." The blonde goes over to her anyway and says,
"So which part of Lesbia are you from?"

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? So her male would get delivered to the right box. Submitted by Calamjo Edited by Tanyilazing

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

This co-worker of mine, who I dont know well at all, comes up to me and goes, Hey Jessi, I dont know if anyones ever told you this before, but you look a lot like Anne Frank. I didnt really know where to put that as a remark. But the worst thing is that my first thought was, Was Anne Frank hot?

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Mother: Now, Little Johnny, eat your spinach. It’s good for growing children.
Little Johnny: Who wants to grow children?

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Whenever I shred fruit, I do so with grate a plum.

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I recovered my stolen car using the serial number and I feel VINdicated.

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Justin Timberlake's concerts feature everything but the kitsch ‘N Sync.

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A very small boy was trying to lead a big St. Bernard up the road.
"Where are you taking that dog, little man?" asked a man watching the struggle.
"I"m going to see where he wants to go," was the breathless reply.

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Any plans to float a common currency are eurozoneous.

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The man who hated fake politeness was so renowned, when he died they preserved him in formality hide.

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SCUBA enthusiasts. Now there's a divers group of people.

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“The butcher asked if I wanted my meat measured in pounds or kilograms. I said either weigh would do.”

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One-Liner Jokes