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Friend:
"What are you going to give your mother-in-law for Christmas?"
Me:
"Her son back!"

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What do you say after making a video-game joke?
“No pun Nintendo'd!”

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While out on the town, the wine lover had diarrhea and had to chardonnay cab.

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Those with oozing pimples tend to have secretes.

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Some things may be temporarily broken. Please stand by!

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A traffic police constable stopped a motor bike:
"Idiots, stop. You four are riding on a single bike. Don't you know it is a serious offence?"
Youngsters:
"Four? Good grief, where is the fifth?"

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Why was Cinderella so bad at sports?
Because she had a pumpkin for a coach!

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What is in the middle of a jellyfish?
It's jelly button.

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Why did the Italian dictator attack his son's babysitter and take her wallet?

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Proctologist whose hand has stuck in a patient comes to see a doctor.
"Hey, what are you doing here?" angrily exclaims the doctor, "It's a hospital, not a puppet show."

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It was the middle of the night. Suddenly there was a loud rapping on the doctor's door, followed by a groan.
The doctor angrily тhrusт his head out of the window. "WELL?" he shouted.
"No," moaned the man. "Sick."

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The manager who couldn't afford new pens obviously didn't have a Bic budget.

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Q: How do you know when a blonde has a brain fаrт?
A: Her ears flap.

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Yesterday scientists revealed that вееr contains small traces of estrogen.
To prove their theory, they fed 100 men 12 pints of вееr and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive...

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What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.

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Yo momma's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

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Yo momma's so slow when she crossed the street she got a parking ticket.

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Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar movie collection except for one. he's never gonna give you Up

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One day 2 blondes walked into a tanning salon.
One blonde said, " A tan for 2 please!"
The cashier said, " Ok," filled out a form for them and asked, "are you two sisters?"
They chuckled and replied, " No, we aren't even Catholic."

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A blonde goes into a music store and asks the guy who works there where the country music CD's are.
The salesman replies, "Try the other side."
So the blonde moves to his other ear and says, "Where are the country music CD's?"

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