One-Liner Jokes

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Our high school coach got caught with метh at a game. And he told the school that he had bought it, but never used it. Ive never bought drugs and not used them. Right? Theyre not condoms.

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A blonde was filling out a job application form. She quickly filled out the columns entitled: Name, Age, Address, etc. Finally, she came to the column: Salary Expected. She wrote, "YES."

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"You can understand why this lawyer fellow let his guard down, because if you're out hunting with a politician, you think, 'If I'm going to get it, it's going to be in the back.'" -- Craig Ferguson

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What's the difference between a skunk in the road and a lawyer?
The skid marks are before the skunk and after the lawyer.

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A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

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“Sawbones is what happened when the doctor looked at the X-ray.”

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A witness was called to stand to testify about a head-on automobile collision.
"Whose fault was this accident?" the lawyer asked.
"As near as I could tell," replied the witness, "they hit each other at about the same time."

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower?The green WELCOME mat is ripped all to shreds.

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Did you hear why they closed the Kingdome?A: While the crowd was doing the wave, two blondes drowned.

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People with bad handwriting are actually more intelligent. They tend to be very no legible.

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Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned to an attendant standing nearby."This," she said,
"I suppose, is one of those hideous representations you call modern art?"
"No, Madam," replied the attendant. "That one's called a mirror."

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Q: How do you know when a blonde has a brain fаrт?
A: Her ears flap.

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Yesterday scientists revealed that вееr contains small traces of estrogen.
To prove their theory, they fed 100 men 12 pints of вееr and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive...

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What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.

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Yo momma's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

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Yo momma's so slow when she crossed the street she got a parking ticket.

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Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar movie collection except for one. he's never gonna give you Up

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One day 2 blondes walked into a tanning salon.
One blonde said, " A tan for 2 please!"
The cashier said, " Ok," filled out a form for them and asked, "are you two sisters?"
They chuckled and replied, " No, we aren't even Catholic."

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A blonde goes into a music store and asks the guy who works there where the country music CD's are.
The salesman replies, "Try the other side."
So the blonde moves to his other ear and says, "Where are the country music CD's?"

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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

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