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Две блондинки седели на двата бряга на една река. Вървяла си една тъпа блондинка и стигнала до брега на една река. Μια ξανθιά περπατάει στην αντίθετη πλευρά ενός ποταμού από μια μελαχρoινή. Η μελαχρoινή φωνάζει και τη ρωτάει Една блондинка се разхождала из гората и стигнала до една река.На другия бряг на реката изведнъж се появила друга блондинка. Първата: A woman yells to a blonde walking along a river, "How do I get on the other side!?" To blondiner står på hver side av et berg, så sier den ene: – Hvordan kommer jeg meg over på den andre siden? Den andre svarer: – Slutt å tull, du er jo på den andre siden. Op 2 onbewoode eilanden in de stille zuidzee met op elk een blondje.Zegt de een: "Hoe kom ik aan de overkant?" Zegt de ander: "Je staat er al!" Er staan twee domme blondjes elk aan een andere kant van de weg. Het ene blondje vraagt hoe kom ik aan de andere kant van de weg? Dommie zegt het andere blondje je staat toch al aan de andere kant! A blonde asks a bypasser: Excuse me, would you tell me where the other side of the road is? It's on the other side. Strange.. When I was on the other side, people told me it's here...
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1) Which sеxuаl position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.
2) How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a тамроn and ask him which period it came from.
3) What’s the difference between a вiтсh and a whоrе? A whоrе sleeps with everybody at the party, and a вiтсh sleeps with everybody at the party except you.
4) What’s the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
5) What’s the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife has real оrgаsмs and fake jewelry.
6) What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
7) What is the biggest problem for an atheist? No one to talk to during оrgаsм.
8) What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse’s аss? A mechanic.
9) Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
10) Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony? She is the one who can eat the last donut.
11) Jewish dilemma: Free PORK.
12) The three words most hated by men during sеx: “Are you in?” 13) The three words women hate to hear when having sеx: “Honey, I’m home!” 14) Why do men take showers instead of baths? Рissing in the bath is disgusting.
15) Do you know why they call it the Wonder Вrа? When you take it off, you wonder where her тiтs went.
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