One-Liner Jokes

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Men are like a fine wine.
They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something we'd want to have dinner with.

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The hоrny мidgет found that the best way to make time with women was to be direct about it. So he went up to the tallest blondest woman at the party and said, "Hey, honey, whaddaya say to a little f*ck?"
She looked down at him and promptly replied, "Hello, you little f*ck!"

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One-Liner Jokes Blonde Jokes

I think if youre gonna get a tattoo, just get one: the words, Im dumb. Thats it. That way in 10 years, when you go, Why did I get this?, you can be like, Oh, Im dumb!

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One-Liner Jokes Insult Jokes

Turtle to turtle:
"Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"

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Monday - just like this guy just started cleaning the snow roof

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One-Liner Jokes Monday jokes

"Don't give up on your dreams."
"Really? You mean it?"
"Yeah, just keep sleeping."

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Would you call a love doctor a Romeopath?

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Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.

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The teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new checking account.
"The bank returned the check you wrote to the sporting goods store," his mother said.
"Oh good," he replied, "Now I can use it to buy some stereo equipment!"

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One-Liner Jokes Banker Jokes

Guesse what?....... chicken butt

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One-Liner Jokes

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Why are men like computers?
As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you'd waited a little longer you couldn't have gotten a better model!

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One-Liner Jokes

Chuck Norris does the Sunday New York Times Crossword Puzzle in ink.

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One-Liner Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

Im watching some television tonight. Im watching The Discovery Channel. You know, this channel, you never ever plan on watching this. It just happens. Youre flickin around, all of a sudden -- boom -- youre watching a mole for an hour-and-a-half.

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One-Liner Jokes

A group of working men and women were enjoying happy hour ata local bar. One of them asked what time others went to bedon work nights. A blonde piped up from the end of the bar and said "Well, ifI'm not in bed by ten o'clock, I just go home."

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Why did the blonde freeze to death at the drive-in?
She went to see "Closed for the season."

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

A man taunted Chuck Norris by holding a bag of Lays potato сhiрs in front of him and saying "Betcha can't just one!" Chuck Norris subsequently ate the сhiрs, the bag, and the man whole.

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Bungee jumping is an expensive sport. There's no such thing as a free lunge.

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Phoenix is so dry because it's in an arid zone-a.

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One-Liner Jokes

Call me a pervert, but I once enjoyed watching a chickpea. Does that make me hummus sеxuаl?

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