One-Liner Jokes

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At a local gun show two guys were bragging about their wife's abilities.
"My wife's a fine shot. She can hit a dollar every time."
"That's nothing. My wife goes through my trousers and never misses a dime."

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One-Liner Jokes

Was Thoreau a hermit?

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One-Liner Jokes Superhero Jokes

If you sketched of all my worst qualities, it would make quite a poor trait.

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One-Liner Jokes

I went on a hard core drinking and smoking binge, and it lasted right about nine months. And then, as soon as I was born, I was like, Whew! Do not go in there.

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One-Liner Jokes

Somebody punctuated me in the face, and I ended up in a comma.

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One-Liner Jokes

If your name is on the building, you’re rich...
If your name is on your desk, you’re middle-class...
If your name is on your shirt, you’re neither of the first two!

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One-Liner Jokes

“If you do anything that puts your doctor's health at jeopardy, the Dr. Seuss you.”

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Medical and Doctor Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Having a gun, lets face it guys, is a lot like having a реnis, I think. You got to keep it concealed. And if you wave it in a womans face, chances are shell call the cops.

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One-Liner Jokes

The priest left for dead in the church fire was said to have parished.

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One-Liner Jokes Priest Jokes

A man who wins a poker tournament has yet to reach the pinochle of achievement.

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One-Liner Jokes

I wanted to be an оrgаn donor, but the doctors never de-livered.

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Medical and Doctor Jokes One-Liner Jokes

If you worship a bag, it's sack religious.

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One-Liner Jokes

The jolly fат man spoke with great jelloquence.

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One-Liner Jokes

Rainbows are what happens when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Richard Simmons.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

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One-Liner Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Кill.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

How can you tell when a blonde been by your computer? A: There is cheese by the mouse.

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

How can you tell a blonde's been in your fridge?
There is lipstick on the cucumber.

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Do you know what always catches my eye? Short people with umbrellas

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One-Liner Jokes Short people jokes