One-Liner Jokes

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I forgot to turn off the lights again. I feel like a more on.

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The manager who couldn't afford new pens obviously didn't have a Bic budget.

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One-Liner Jokes Boss Jokes

I was reading about this new diet where youre not allowed to drink alcohol. Well, I read the first sentence at least.

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One-Liner Jokes Diet and Weight Loss Jokes

Are the French known to waffle on their decisions?

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One-Liner Jokes

Man:
"Oh Guru! Why is it that when I open my eyes in bed at night, I see an aura light around my wife's head? What does it all mean spiritually?"
Guru:
"She's checking your cellphone."

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Why do bagpipe players always walk while they play?
Is it to get away from the noise?

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A famous visitor to an asylum tries to make a phone call, but it doesn't go through. After trying to get help from the operator, without luck, the exasperated visitor shouts, "Listen, do you know who I am?!"
Calmly, the operator answers, "No, but I know WHERE you are."

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A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single bat standing upright underneath on the floor of the cave.
Surprised by this unusual behavior, they ask this fellow:
"What the heck are you doing down there?"
And the fellow shouts back:
"Yoga!"

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How many letters are in the Christmas alphabet?
25... there's no 'L'...

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Christmas Jokes One-Liner Jokes

A mighty сrаск was heard around the world as Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the supercontinent, Pangaea, beginning continental drift.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

What do you call a blonde with pigtails?A вlоw job with handle bars. Submitted by CalamjoEdited by Christine

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Why did the blonde date hunters?
Because she heard they go deep into the bush, always shoot twice, love to mount their prey and always eat what they shoot.

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes American Presidents Humor

An Irish man walks in to a bar with bandages all round his feet.
His friend asked him, "What happened to you?"
"Well," he said,
"It all started with a can of soup which said on it 'open can and stand in boiling water for ten minutes'... so i did."

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"Yoda, are you sure we're headed in the right direction?"
"Off course we are..."

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Star Wars Jokes One-Liner Jokes

The cleaning lady comes to the bank manager...
"Can you please give me the key of the safe vault?"
"What?! What for?"
"It's always so time consuming to have to use my hairpin in order to clean it!"

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One-Liner Jokes Banker Jokes Boss Jokes

What's the blonde's cheer?
" I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B. L. O... Ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Two lions were lying around in the jungle. One of them his licking his аsshоlе. The other lion asked him,
"Why are you licking your аsshоlе?"
The second lion replied,
"Aww, I just ate a lawyer and I'm trying to get the taste out of my mouth."

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One-Liner Jokes Lawyer Jokes

Corn maze for blondes!

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Alex
Alex who?
Alex plain later!

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One-Liner Jokes Knock-knock jokes

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Rita.
Rita who?
Rita book lately!

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One-Liner Jokes Knock-knock jokes