One-Liner Jokes

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Buckwheat of the Little Rascals fame grew up, became a Muslim, and changed his name. He now goes by Kareem of Wheat.

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Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.

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The renegade employee who defecated in an aquarium was accused of sharking his doodies.

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Have you seen the current remake of the movie 'Cape Fear?'
It's about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against a lawyer.
The question is, while watching the movie, for whom do you root?

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Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

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How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? It is the one with the kickstand.

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Deborah, the вusтy blonde who was on vacation, sent home a postcard.
She writes: Hi folks, me having a great time. Where am I?

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A blonde got a deck of playing cards as a gift but she couldn't find anyone to play solitaire with.

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Did you hear about the blonde that almost caused a car accident? The spare tire in his trunk blew out.

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Two kids are talking one day.
One asks the other, "What does your father do?"
"He's a lawyer."
"Honest?," the first asks incredulously
"No, just a regular lawyer."

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Q. Why was there lipstick on the blonde's steering wheel?A. She tried to вlоw the horn.

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A blonde lady in the pet shop asks about buying a gold fish.
The salesperson ask if she needed an aquarium.
Her reply, 'I don't care what sign it is.'

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Hisspanics are afraid of snakes.

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Many professional sculptors complain of extreme pain when listening to Clay Aiken.

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I'm seeking a new financial services provider for my deer friend. I'm looking for the most bank for my buck.

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I sell plastic pens. I'm kind of a Bic deal.

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Shakespeare tried to get into acting school, but he was bard.

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Difficulties translating the Rosetta Stone runed many archeologists' careers.

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When I see acne it makes me vомiт. It's a cyst-emetic reaction.

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I lost five pounds just by farting. Finally I see the air of my weighs.

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