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Why can't blondes be pharmacists? A: They can't figure out how to fit the perscription bottle in the typewriter.

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A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde.

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A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was saying to his lawyer, "If I lose this case, I'll be ruined."

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"Diск Cheney accidentally shot a fellow hunter, a 78 year old lawyer. In fact, when people found out he shot a lawyer, his popularity is now at 92 percent." -- Jay Leno

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Why do blondes have triangular coffins? A: Every time their head hits the pillow their legs spread.

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg?
Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.

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Why are blondes constantly running out of ice? A: They forgot the recipe.

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A lawyer is settling accounts with his client.
"Let's do it this way," he says,
"Pay me $5000 now and then $400 a month."
"Gee," the client says,
"I feel like I'm paying for a car."
Lawyer replies,
"You are! And it's a nice one too."

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What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials? Double-dumb. Submitted by CalamjoEdited by Curtis

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What does a blonde have in common with a noodle? A: They both wiggle when you eat them.

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A bunch of lawyers were sitting around the office playing poker.
"I win!" said Johnson.
Henderson threw down his cards. "That's it! I've had it! Johnson is cheating!!!"
"How can you tell?" Phillips asked.
"Those aren't the cards I dealt him!"

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How do you make a blonde a brunette? Turn her upside down

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Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders, but the Judge dropped the charges because Chuck Norris doesn't "attempt" мurdеr.

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My girl wants to change the engagement rules. She tells me, Ваве, why do I got to wear a ring and let guys know Im taken, and you dont got to wear nothing? I told her, Ваве, I wear my sad face every day.

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Does anybody here know what to do if a bear attacks? A lot of people do think youre supposed to play dead, which is not what youre supposed to do. And the best thing about playing dead is -- thats like a rumor that bears spread.

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They go, Well, you learn a lot about life growing up in a big family, dont you? Yeah, I learned that Im replaceable.

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Heres how you play: on your drive home tonight... when you get, like, 15, 20 minutes away from your house, take an Ambien -- and then just try to beat it. Really fun, and it makes the last part of the drive go really fast, you guys.

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My 5 year old:
"Do trees роор?"
Me:
"Of course they do, that’s how we get #2 pencils."

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When Chelsea Clinton was eight, Hillary was reading one of her favorite fairy tales."Mommy," asked Chelsea, "Do all fairy tales begin with "Once Upon a Time...?"
"
"No, dearest," replied Hillary, "sometimes they start with 'Darling, I have to work a little late at the office tonight...'"

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One-Liner Jokes American Presidents Humor

I was reading this article the other day, and it said, The perfect way to spice up your love life is to make love in a car wash. Let me tell you guys from experience -- no, it is not. Its also the perfect way to ruin a church fundraiser.

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