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Researchers say they've discovered a tree extract that could help to prevent hеrреs... .. Must be a rubber tree...
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Boy 1:
"As long as you are in school, two things will always be your friends."
Boy 2:
"Who are they?
Boy1:
"Classwork and Homework!"
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I wish I was ethnic; Im nothing. Cause if youre Hispanic and you get angry, people are like, Hes got a Latin temper. But if youre a white guy and you get angry, people are like, That guys a jеrк.
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To win at intramural prison softball your team needs to jail at the right time.
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Do pro-choice advocates worry about nuclear proliferation?
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“What happened to the rich guy with the double сhin? He made a four сhin.”
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"Hey officer, how did the hackers escape?"
"No idea, they just ransomware!"
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I got a trophy wife. I know thats not right to say, cause if youre married thats your trophy. Im just saying not everybody got a first place trophy. Some people end up with a plaque. You marry the neighborhood hoochie, you get a participation ribbon.
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Do you know how cold the weather was today? It was so cold, I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.
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Тази сутрин беше толкова студено, че дори видях политик с ръце в собствените си джобове. It was so cold today I saw a lawyer with his ... Тия дни навън е толкова студено, It’s so cold I saw a socialists Ayer hacía tanto frío que hasta vi a un político con las manos en SUS propios bolsillos... Era un país tan frío, tan frío, tan frío, que los abogados tenían las manos en SUS bolsillos. Spørgsmål: - Er det koldt udenfor? Svar: - Det tror jeg. Jeg så en advokat med hænderne i sine egne lommer! 30 degrees... It was so cold out today that even the lawyers had their hands in their own pockets. En kväll var det SÅ kallt så jag såg en advokat med händerna i sina EGNA fickor. Pernai žiemą buvo taip šalta, kad seimo nariai, buvo pastebėti, rankas laikantys savo nuosavose kišenėse.
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Only when you are exposed to cannon fire, will you be one with the holey fodder.
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Why is a blonde like an old washing machine? Because they both drip when they're fuскеd!
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How do you change a blonde's mind? Вlоw in her ear.
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Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After close examination, the first lawyer declared them to be deer tracks. The second lawyer disagreed, insisting they must be elk tracks.
They were still arguing when the train hit them.
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How did the blonde break her nose?
Her boyfriend put a $100 bill under a glass table.
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A blonde and her boyfriend had just come back from a party when the boyfriend asked the blonde if his car's headlights were blinking.
The blonde replied, "Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no".
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Sam en Moos checken of alles het doet van de auto. Zegt Sam: "Doen de koplampen het?" Zegt Moos: "Ja" Sam: "De remlichten?" Moos: "Ja" Sam: "En de richtingsaanwijzer?" Moos: " Ja... nee... ja......
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A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers. She walks up to the pharmacist and asks "How much for a box of rubbers?"
"They're $1 for a box of 3," he replied, "Plus 6 cents for the tax."
"Oh," said the blonde, "I wondered how they kept them on."
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Why did the blonde keep stopping then smile during a lightning storm? A: She thought she was getting her picture taken.
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Защо блондинките се усмихват като има буря? Въпрос: Blondes in a Lightning Storm Smile If You're Blonde Los gallegos y los relámpagos Warum mögen Blondinen Gewitter Ξανθιές Φωτογραφία. Was macht eine Blondine wenn es blitzt? Sie steigt auf’s Dach und macht Posen weil sie denkt, dass sie fotografiert wird. Perché durante i temporali i carabinieri sorridono? Warum gehen Burgenländer auf das Dach wenn es blitzt? Damit sie auch aufs Photo kommen! Pourquoi les blondes sourient toujours lors d'un orage électrique? Elles pensent que quelqu'un les prend en photo. Idą dwie blondynki przez burzę. Pierwsza pyta się drugiej: - Co robisz? - Uśmiecham się. - A po co? - By dobrze wypaść na zdjęciu. Vet ni varför norrmän tittar upp i himlen när det åskar? - För att de tror att de blir fotograferade. Pourquoi les blondes se mettent tout le temps devant la fenêtre lors d'un orage ? Parce qu'elles veulent être sur la photo. ¿Por qué las rubias sonrien cuando cae un rayo? Porque se creen que les están sacando una fotografía. - Vet du hvorfor svenskene ser opp på himmelen og smiler når det lyner? - Nei. - De tror de blir fotograferte. Hvorfor tager århusianerne deres pæne tøj på i tordenvejr? – De tror de skal have taget billeder - Hvorfor tager århusianerne pænt tøj på, når det tordner og lyner? - Fordi de tror, de bliver fotograferet. Immer wenn es blitzt und donnert stehen die Ostfriesen auf ihrem Balkon und schauen freundlich in den Himmel. Warum? Weil sie meinen der Liebe Gott fotografiere sie. Hvorfor smiler blondinene når det lyner og tordner? - De tror det blir tatt bilder av dem.. Vraag: Waarom gaat een belg voor het raam staan als het onweert ? Antwoord: Hij denkt dat er een foto wordt gemaakt ! Varför gillar blondiner blixtoväder? Dom tror någon försöker ta kort på dom Dlaczego blondynka uśmiecha się, gdy strzelają pioruny? - Bo myśli, że robią jej zdjęcie. Kodėl blondinė stovi prie lango kai žaibuoja? - Todėl, jog jai atrodo, kad ją fotografuoja. Zinot del ko blondines sipsosi ir stovi prie lango kaip zaibuoja? Jos galvoja kad jas fotografuoja
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A brunette says to a blonde "Look! A dead bird!" and the blonde looks up and says "Where?"
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Блондинка и брюнетка се разхождат в парка. Мртва птица Watch the Birdie Eine Brünette und eine Blondine Το πεθαμένο πουλάκι Ein Ostfriese ist in Bayern im Urlaub. Идут 2 блондинки. Одна и говорит: Una pareja de gallegos caminaba por la playa y en eso que le dice el hombre a su mujer: One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly, the blonde's friend said, "Oh, look, a dead birdie!" The blonde looked up and said, "Where?" Eine Brünette und eine Blondine gehen durch einen Park. Plötzlich sagt die Brünette: "Kuck mal, ein toter Vogel". Die Blondine sieht zum Himmel und fragt: "Wo?" Uma morena e uma loira estavam passeando. A morena disse: - Veja, um passarinho morto! A loira olhou pra cima e perguntou: - Onde? C'est une brune qui dit à une blonde : "Ho, un oiseau mort!!" Et puis la blonde regarde vers le ciel et dit : "Ou ça ????" Idą dwie blondynki przez park. Jedna mówi do drugiej: - Patrz, zdechły ptaszek. A druga patrzy w niebo i mówi: - Gdzie? En brunette och en blondin var ute och promenerade när brunetten plötsligt utbrister: - åhhh, titta en död fågel Varvid blondinen stannar och stirrar upp i lufte... Ce sont deux amis, un francais et un belge qui se promenent sur la plage.Soudain, le francais dit au belge: 'regarde une mouette morte! ou ça?'dit le belge en regardant en l'air... Un lepero le dice a otro: Oye Paco... mira mira, un pájaro muerto!! Paco mira hacia el cielo y pregunta... ¿dónde dónde? Une brune et une blonde se balade en ville.Soudain la brune crie : - AAAAH UN PIGEON MORT !!!! La blonde regarde dans le ciel et dis : - OU ÇA,OU ÇA !!!!! Dos atlantes se encuentran en la playa y uno de ellos le dice al otro: - Mira, una gaviota muerta. Y el otro mirando hacia el cielo le pregunta: - ¿Dónde? Deux blondes se promènent en forêt. L'une dit : "Oh, regarde, des oiseaux morts !" L'autre regarde en l'air et fait : "où ça ?". Op straat loopt een dom blondje en een brunette. De brunette roept: “Kijk een dood vogeltje!” Waarop het domme blondje omhoog kijkt en zegt: “Waar dan?” En brunette og en blondine kommer gående, og brunetten sier: - Se, der er en død fugl. Blondinen kikker opp og sier: - Hvor? Det var en gang to svensker som gikk på en vei så sa den ene: Titta, en död fågel. Da ser den andre svensken opp i lufta og sier: Var da? En blondine og en brunette går en tur i parken. Pludselig siger brunetten: Ad! Prøv at se på den døde fugl! – Blondinen stopper, kigger op og siger: Hvor? Det var en gang ei blondine og en brunette som gikk seg en tur, plutselig sier brunetten: – Åå, se på den døde fuglen. Og blondina såg opp mot himmelen og sa: – Hvor? Uma loira e uma morena, estavam passeando pela calçada, quando de repente a morena falou: - Olha um passarinho morto! Então a loira olhou para cima e disse: - Onde? Come si misura l’intelligenza di una bionda ? Le si infila un manometro in un orecchio. Perche’ la bionda ha attraversato la strada ?- Dimenticati la strada…. cosa stava facendo fuori dalla... Iemand zegt tegen een Limburger: "Kijk daar een dode vogel!" Waarop de Limburger naar de lucht kijkt en vraagt: "Waar dan?" O blonda si o bruneta se plimbau in parcul Cismigiu. Bruneta : - Uite o pasare moarta! La care blonda ,uitandu-se pe cer ,spune : - Unde ,unde?? Memento mori To blondiner går tur på stranden. Pludselig siger den ene: "Guuuud, se en død måge!" "Hvor?" Siger den anden, mens hun kigger op luften. Blondi ja brunette kävelevät puistossa. - Katso! Kuollut lintu! sanoo brunette Blondi katsoo ylös ja kysyy: - Missä? O bruneta se adreseaza unei blonde: - Uite, draga, o pasare moarta... - Unde, unde, unde? intreaba blonda privind spre cer! Deux blonde se promènent, soudainement ; l'une s'écrit : - Oh ! Regarde un oiseau mort ! - Où ça ?! Demande l'autre en regardant le ciel. Ei brunette og ei blondine var ute og gikk en tur i parken sammen. Plutselig ser brunetten en død fugl på bakken og sier "å se på den stakkars døde fuglen". Blondinen kikker opp i lufta og sier... Une blonde se promène avec une amie. Soudain, celle-ci lui dit : - Oh, regarde ! Un oiseau mort ! La blonde lève alors la tête : - Où ça ? Où ça ? Une blonde et son amie(qui n'est pas blonde) se promènent dans un parc. Plus tard son amie dit : - «Regarde un oiseau mort!» Et la blonde lui répond en levant sa tête : - «Où ça» Død fugl En blondine og hendes kæreste var ude og gå en tur. Pludselig udbryder manden: - Ad, prøv at se den døde fugl der!!! Hvorefter blondinen kigger op og siger: - Hvor. Blondinen og brunetten En blondine og en brunette kom gående.... Lige pludselig siger brunetten: "SE! der ligger en død fugl" . Blondinen kigger op i himlen og siger: "Hvor, hvor!".... Brunetka i blondynka idą przez park. Brunetka nagle mówi: "Och, popatrz na tego biednego zdechłego ptaszka!" Blondynka spojrzała na niebo i spytała "Gdzie?" O blonda si o Bruneta stau pe o banca in parc. - Uite o Pasare moarta, zice bruneta. - Unde? zice blonda, Uitandu-se pe cer. A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning. Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird. "Awww, look at the dead birdie," she says sadly. The blonde stops, looks up into the... Birgün dagda Temel ile Cemal yürürken Temel Cemal’e derki: - "Yahu Cemal paksana, kus ölmüs daa!" Cemal de havaya bakarak cevap verir: - "Ula Temel hanidur daa??"
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My risqué Ph. D philosophy thesis, ‘The Metaphysics of Raw Sewage', was received with in crud duality.
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The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, "What the heck," and I starting jumping up and down along with her.
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