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Comedys a tough job, man. Ive got friends who got cool jobs. One of my friends, hes a роrnо star. Guess how he got discovered? This girl sat on his lap, and she was like, Ooh, you should do роrnо! Same girl sat on my lap and was like, Ooh, you should tell jokes!
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I think they named oranges before they named carrots. What are these? Those are orange: oranges. What about these? Oh, sh*t. Long pointies? Well go by shape now?
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"What is your brother's name?"
Little Jane:
"I don't know yet. We can't understand a word he says."
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I don't own a big house, but at least I have my legs, ie two man shins.
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A couple of months ago, I gave my girlfriend some fancy lingerie, and she actually got mad at me. She said, Anthony, I think this is more of a gift for you than it is for me. And I said, If you want to get technical, it was originally a gift for my last girlfriend.
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Two sperms were swimming along when one says to the other "Man I'm getting tired, how far is it to the uтеrus anyway?" The other sреrм laughs and says "Uтеrus!, we aren't even through the esophagus yet." Submitted by curtis Edited by calamjo, Tantilazing and hottrouble1
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Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them.
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Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mary: Yes, she tries to prevent me from making her take it!
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"The man who was shot is named Harry Whittington. He's a high powered Republican lawyer, he was very lucky. They say the only reason that he wasn't killed is he was wearing the body armor that never got shipped to our troops." -- Jimmy Kimmel
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Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his car? A: Took him an hour to get his family out w/ a coat hanger.
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Cop: So, I’m writing you a ticket for driving alone in the carpool lane.
Criminal: You’re going to feel really sтuрid when you look in my trunk!
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Which country is filled with very poor singers? Singapore.
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A cowboy was walking down the street with his new pet dachshund. The passerby asked him why a cowboy would own that kind of dog. The cowboy answered, "Well, somebody told me to get along little doggie."
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Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears? A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.
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Lady (to her doctor):
"What l am worried about is my height and not my weight."
Doctor:
"How come?"
Lady:
"According to my weight, my height should be 7 feet, 8 inches."
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What goes "Vroom... Screech... Vroom... Screech... Vroom... Screech?" A blonde at a flashing red light.
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Chuck Norris won't fight Justin Bieber because he doesn't hit girls.
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Chuck Norris knows what the double rainbow means.
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Chuck Norris shot Bon Jovi in the heart for giving love a bad name.
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All Bill asked for was a little good-night kiss, but Anne haughtily rebuffed him with, "I don't do that sort of thing on my first date!"
"Well," Bill replied with sarcasm, "how about on your last date?"
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