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Why are redneck crimes so hard to solve...
Because everyone has the same DNA and there are no dental records.
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Not original, I heard it on satellite radio yesterday.

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Why is it so hard to solve a redneck crisis мurdеr?
They have no dental records and they all have the same DNA...

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What did the redneck say when it started to rain ice?
*"What the hail?"*
I'll ^see ^^my ^^^way ^^^^out.

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How did you compliment a redneck?
Nice tooth

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Have you heard of the Redneck Metric system?
Instead of meters, everything is measured in yays.

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A redneck's truck breaks down, so he bangs on the steering wheel...
... and the truck starts.
His buddy asks, "Why does hitting things make 'em work?"
The farmer smiles, "trick we picked up from the slаvе days."

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A redneck couple are getting married
Shortly after the ceremony, the priest announces 'those who wish to shoot their guns in celebration, please do so now or forever hold your piece".

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How does a redneck un-stick a bolt
Double-Yee 40

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Why does a redneck go to a family funeral?
To meet women.

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A redneck looks at a Mexican right in the eye and says,
"How does it feel to marry my ex wife and have my sloppy seconds?"
"Not bad," replies Juan,"after 2.5 inches deep she felt brand new"

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MAN: I'm so sorry the marriage didn't work out.
WOMAN: It's okay, we can still be cousins.

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If you dad walks you to school because you're both in the same class. You might be a redneck

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You might be a redneck if you use old Skoal cans for Christmas decorations

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Anant to his redneck friend, "Take care bro. Keep your curtains close while fuскing your wife. Yesterday afternoon, all street people enjoyed watching while you were sсrеwing!"
Redneck to Anant, "Shut up. Yesterday, I was out of town."

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So a woman walks into a bar with her goose and gets a drink, moments later after being there a drunк man walks up and asks her :
"Where did you get that Pig"
And She says :
"I'll have you know this is a goose"
And the drunк man says :
" I know, I was talking to the goose!"

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Redneck asked his friend Anant " I want to divorce my wife and marry her sister. She must be hot in bed. What do you think ?
Anant - Don't make mistake. Both are same while fuuking. There is no difference"

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What did the redneck say to the stripper........ "call dad, he worries sis"

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Redneck goes into a doctors Anant and says "Doctor, doctor you've gotta help me. I just can't stop having sеx!"
"Well how often do you have it?" the doctor anant asks.
"Well, twice a day I have sеx with my wife, TWICE a day", he answers back.
"That's not so much", says dr anant.
"Yes, but thats not all. Twice a day I have sеx with my secretary, TWICE a day," replies the man.
"Well that is probably a bit excessive," says the doctor.
"Yes, but thats not all. Twice a day I have sеx with my neighbour pakistani lady, TWICE a day," says the redneck
"Well, that's definitely to much", says the dr Anant. "You've got to learn to take yourself in hand."
"I do", says the redneck. "Twice a day !!!

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What do rednecks say after sеx?
Thanks mom

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You might be a redneck if you go to a family reunion looking for a wife.

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