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Tyrone was hiking in the jungles of Brazil when he slipped on a wet rock and fell over the edge of a three-hundred-foot cliff. He had fallen twenty feet when he grabbed hold of a bush that was growing out of a rock. There he was dangling, looking down at the jagged rocks down below - it was certain death. His hands started to perspire and he called out, “Is there anybody up there to help me?”
Then he heard a reassuring, deep voice ringing out, “I’m here, Tyrone. The Lord. Have faith. Let go of that bush and I will save you.”
“Oh Lawdy, Lawdy, ah wanz to beleeeb. Help me.”
“Tyrone, does you believe in me? have faith in me?”
“Oh, Lawd, yes, Ah be-LEEBS!”
“You are gripping tightly with both hands. Now as I count to three, Tyrone, I want you to let go of the bush with your left hand…. One, two, THREE!”
“Oh, Lawdy, I haz FAITH in you!” and Tyrone removes his left hand.
Now as I count to three, Tyrone, I want you to let go of the bush with your right hand…. One, two, THREE!”
“Oh, Lawdy, I haz FAITH in you! … Ah Be-LEEBS!” and Tyrone removes his right hand. Of course the law of gravity takes over and Tyrone, screaming as he falls, tumbles to his death on the jagged rocks below.
A booming, deep voice from the clouds and мisт above, “Those sтuрid junglebunnies, they will believe anything!
One fine day, a priest, a rabbi, and a high priestess decide to all go fishing. They manage to get to the water, and off they go. One hour later, the high priestess says,
"I think I forgot the food!" She steps off the boat, walks across the water, gets the picnic basket, and walks back! As they are eating, the priest thinks, "What a display. Jeez, where does she get off walkin' on the water?" Right then, the rabbi says,
"Oye! I forgot the drinks." He steps right off the boat, and walks across the water to get the drinks. By this time, the priest is very frustrated! He excuses himself, and as the priest steps out of the boat, he falls in the water. The high priestess turns to the rabbi and says,
"You think we should have told him about the rocks?"
A church's веll ringer passed away. The church posted the job opening in the local newspaper's classified ads and a man came in with no arms wanting the job. The clergy weren't sure he could do it, but he convinced them to let him try it. They climbed the веll tower and the guy ran toward the веll and hit it with his head, producing a beautiful melody. They gave him the job on the spot. The next day he went to ring the веll, tripped, bounced off the веll and fell to the sidewalk below. Two priests were walking past. One asked,
"Do you know this guy?" The other responded, "No, but his face rings a веll."
The next day, the dead man's twin brother came in for the again vacant веll ringer position. He also had no arms. The clergy led him up to the веll tower, where he ran at the веll, tripped and fell to the sidewalk below. The same two priests walked up. The first asked,
"Do you know him?" The second responded, "No, but he's a dead ringer for his brother."