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Ερωτήσεις.... Οι μέθοδοι του Προέδρου Μπους Μπους Jr Джордж Буш посетил едно училище, за да се убеди в популярността си сред подрастващите. Произнесъл специално написана реч, след което попитал дали има въпроси. Ο George Bush jr επισκέπτεται ένα νηπιαγωγείο και αρχίζ ει να μιλάει στα παιδάκια για το πόσο μεγάλη είναι η Αμερική, για το πόσο δημοκρατική και σπουδαία χώρα είναι κτλ. Auf einer Propaganda-Tournee durch Amerika besucht Präsident George Bush eine Schule und erklärt dort den Schülern seine Regierungspolitik. Danach bittet er die Kinder, Fragen zu stellen. Der... George Bush kwam nekeer in een school op bezoek, en de kindjes mochten vragen stellen. Nick steekt zijn hand op. Ik heb 3 vragen: 1) Hoe komt het dat je de presidentverkiezingen gewonnen hebt... George Bush skal holde foredrag om krigen George Bush skal i en skole holde et foredrag om krigen. Efter hans indlæg tilbyder han en spørgerunde. En lilledreng rækker hånden i vejret og Bush... George W. Bush se rend dans une école primaire pour parler aux enfants du conflit armé au Proche-Orient. Après son discours, il permet une période de questions. "Alors, qui a une question? "... George Bush was benieuwd of hij nog een beetje poplair was onder de amerikaanse jeugd en bezocht een school. Hij hield een korte toespraak en vroeg de kinderen of ze misschien vragen aan hem wilden... Il presidente George Bush vuole aumentare la sua popolarità. Arriva in una scuola elementare e spiega il suo piano di governo. Chiede nel frattempo che i bambini facciano delle domande. Il piccolo... Presidentti George W. Bush vieraili propagandakierroksellaan eräässä koulussa. Hän selosti politiikkaansa oppilaille ja sen jälkeen sana oli vapaa. Oppilaat saivat esittää kysymyksiä. Pikku Bob... George Bush bir ilkokulu ziyaret eder. Cocuklara: - Sorusu olan var mi? der. ve kücük Bob sözü alir. - Benim üc sorum olucak: 1- Secimlerde daha az oy almaniza ragmen nasil olduda Baskan oldunuz?... En una ocasión Felipe Calderón llega a la escuela de Pepito y entra en su salón, la maestra le da la bienvenida y les comenta a los alumnos que le podran hacer dos preguntas, enseguida Pepito se...
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De lerares vraagt aan jefke in de klas: “welke soort vrouw zou jij later graag hebben?" "ik wil een vrouw zoals de maan." "Wow wat een keuze! Je wil dus dat ze mooi en rustig is." "Nee ik wil dat... little johnny was siting in class one day and the teacher was talking about life and ask him " little johnny how do you want your wife to be like" and he answered " like the moon" and the teacher... Un mec demande à son fils. - Quel genre de femme aimerais-tu ? - Comme la lune. - Ah belle et calme comme la lune. - Non qu'elle vienne la nuit et qu'elle disparaisse le matin.
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A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment:
He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"
His father looks up, thoughtfully and then says. "I'll demonstrate. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million pounds. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds. Then come back an...d tell me what you've learned."
The kid is puzzled, but decides to ask his mother. "Mum, if someone gave you a million pounds, would you sleep with Robert Redford?"
"Don't tell your father, but yes, I would." She replies.
He then goes to his sister's room. "Sis, if someone gave you a million pounds, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?"
She replies. "Omigod! Definitely!"
The kid goes back to his father. "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on two million quid, but in reality, we are living with two sluтs."
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At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator.
At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction."Al-gebra is a fearsome cult, "Gonzales said. They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as unknowns, but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides to every triangle."When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."
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What Is Politics?
Son: Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question?Father: Sure, son. What's the question?Son: What is politics?Father: Well, let's take our home for example. I am the wage earner, so let's call me "Tony Blair." Your mother is the administrator of money, so we'll call her "Gordon Brown." We take care of your needs, so we'll call you "the People." We'll call the maid "the Working Class," and your baby brother we can call "the Future." Do you understand, son?Son: I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think about it.That night, awakened by his baby brother's crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He went to the maid's room where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheeded by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep. The next morning he reported to his father.Son: Dad, now I think I understand what politics is.Father: Good, son! Can you explain it to me in your own words? Son: Well, dad, while Tony Blair is sсrеwing the Working Class, Gordon Brown is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored and the Future is full of s**t.
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Little Billy came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard.
Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air.
When his Dad came home Billy said, "Dad our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air?"
His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven."
"Gee Dad that's great," said little Billy.
A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Billy rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!"
"What do you mean?" said Dad.
"Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!"
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