School jokes, Teacher Jokes

There was once a black boy, a jewish boy, and an Italian in 3rd grade. One day, they decided to play "who has the biggest diск". The Jew whipped it out, and then the Italian, and then the black. They looked at the black diск in astonishment, and told him it's huge because he's black.
That night at the dinner table, he told his parents "the other boys at school said that my diск is big because I'm black, is this true?" She replied, "no son, it's because you're 24".

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A kid comes home from school and so excitedly telling his dad ,daddy daddy the teacher asked a question at school today and I was the only one who answered it,
His father replies congratulations to my son I am proud but what was the question ?
Who broke the dамn window....

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School Jokes

A boy asked his teacher"Can I go to the tolilet please miss?" but the teacher said "No, we're doing the alphabet" 5 Minutes later he asked again and the teacher says "no, it's your turn to do the alphabet." So he goes " A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z". Then the teacher askes "where's your P?" He replies with "It's halfway down my leg miss"

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School Jokes

Middle schoolers 10 years ago: the wheels on the bus go round and round. Round and round.
Middle schoolers now: me diск in her pussey goes in and out. In and out.

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School Jokes Dirty jokes

School starts with "s" and so does slavery.
Coincidence? I think not.

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School Jokes One-Liner Jokes

For some time, many of us have wondered who is Jack Sh*t? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says,
"You dont know Jack Sh*t." Well, thanks to my efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Sh*t is the only son of Awe Sh*t, who married O Sh*t, the owners of Knee Deep 'N Sh*t, Inc. In turn, Jack Sh*t married No Sh*t. The couple had six children, Holy Sh*t, Giva Sh*t, Fulla Sh*t, Bull Sh*t, and the twins Deep Sh*t and Dip Sh*t. Deep Sh*t married Dumb Sh*t, a high school dropout. After 15 years, Jack and Noe Sh*t got divorced, and she married Ted Sherlock and became Noe Sh*t Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Sh*t married Lotta Sh*t and had a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Sh*t. Fulla Sh*t and Giva Sh*t married the Happens brothers, and had a double wedding. The newspaper invited everyone to the Sh*t-Happens wedding. Bull Sh*t traveled the world and returned home with an Italian bride, Pisa Sh*t. So from now on, no one can tell you that you don't know Jack Sh*t!

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School Jokes Marriage and Family Jokes

Little johny and little april went to sunday school on sunday and little april always fell asleep but one time the the teacher called on her and asked who is our creator little johny took a pin and stuck her in the вuтт and she woke up and said god all mighty and the teacher says right and then she falls back asleep then the teacher called on her again and who is our savior little johny pocked her in the вuтт again and she woke up again and said jesus сhrisт then the teacher says right then she falls back asleep and then the teacher calls on her again and asked what did eve say to adam when she had her 23rd child and little johny poked her in the вuтт and she woke up again and she said if u stick that thing in me one more f*cking time i break it in two and shove it up ur ass

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School Jokes God Jokes Dirty jokes

Yo momma so fат, she saw a schoolbus full of white kids and yelled "Stop That Тwinкiе!!"

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School Jokes Kids Jokes Yo Momma Jokes Fat Jokes

Yo mama is so old that that when she was in school there was no history class!

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School Jokes Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama so old, her high school photo was a cave painting

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School Jokes Yo Momma Jokes

A blonde guy in the 6th Grade got a ticket that said 'Free Dress Day.' He came back to school and wore a dress that said 'FREE!' on it.

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School Jokes Blonde Jokes

The school called me today and said,
"Your son's been telling lies".
"Well tell him he's f*cking good" I replied, "I ain't got any kids!"

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School Jokes Kids Jokes

School:2+2=4
Homework:2+4+2=8
Exam: John has 3 Apple's,his train is 7 minutes early,calculate the mass of the Sun. Next question.

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School Jokes

For all you mothers out there today, remember that you have high school tomorrow, so don't stay up too late.

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School Jokes One-Liner Jokes

* During school *
"What day is it?"
"Friday, May 24th, 2013. 2:15 pm"
* Summer vacation *
"What day is it?"
"Maybe July."

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School Jokes

To all the students who drop out of high school: Remember two things...
1) You tried your best.
2) I don't like pickles on my BigMac.

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School Jokes

Johnny's daddy is the principle of the school.
He saw his teacher leaving school.
Johnny:
"Hey miss where you going?"
Teacher:
"Home."
Johnny:
"Can I come with?"
Teacher:
" No!"
Johnny:
" I'm gonna tell my daddy!"
Teacher:
"Fine."
They arrive at the teachers house...
Teacher:
"Johnny i'm going to take a shower."
Johnny:
"Can I come?"
Teacher:
"No!"
Johnny:
"I'm gonna tell my daddy."
Teacher:
"Fine."
They are in the shower...
Johnny:
"Can I touch your belly button?"
Teacher:
"No."
Johnny:
"I'm gonna tell my daddy."
Teacher:
"Fine."
Teacher:
"Errr... Johnny thats not my belly button!"
Johnny:
" Thats not my finger."

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School Jokes Dirty jokes

Dear Algebra,
Please stop making us find your X.
And we don't know Y either.
Sincerely,
High School Students

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School Jokes

Why were the tampons hiding behind the school hall? They were bunking a period

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School Jokes Dirty jokes

The best 2 days of school:
The first day
The last day

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School Jokes