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Полицай към арестант: Съдията: - Всичко, което кажете ще се използва срещу вас! Подсъдимият: - Цици. A female police officer arrests a guy for drunk driving. While reading him his Miranda Rights, the female officer tells the man: "Sir, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say, can... Bryster En mand bliver arresteret af en kvindelig betjent. Hun informere ham om: “ – Alt hvad du siger og gør kan og vil blive brugt mod dig”. Manden siger så: “Bryster!” Sulaikytas jaunuolis. Policininkas sako: - Viskas, ką pasakysite, bus panaudota prieš jus teisme. Jaunuolis: - Nuoga merga...
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Πλούτισε! Επιχειρηματίας Εκατομμυριούχος. Ο πλούσιος Πώς ένας πόντιος έγινε εκατομμυριούχος αγοράζοντας ακριβά και πουλώντας φθηνά Ο Πόντιος εκατομμυριούχος Ο εκατομυριούχος Der Reporter: "Wie bist du Millionär geworden?" - "Durch meine Frau!" - "Was waren Sie vorher?" - "Billionär!" - Имам огън жена, направи ме Милионер. - Е, добре де, ти оплакваш ли се? - Ами да, бях Милиардер! Deux femmes discutent: " C'est grâce à moi si mon mari est devenu millionnaire !" " Ah oui ?! Il était quoi avant ?" " Milliardaire" Uma mulher estava conversando com uma amiga: — Fui eu que fiz o meu marido milionário! Pergunta a amiga: — E o que seu marido era antes? A mulher responde: — Bilionário. Millionær Hvornår kan en kvinde gøre dig til en millionær? – Når du er en milliardær — Пам’ятаєш нашу однокласницю Марину? — Дуже добре пам’ятаю. А чому ти її згадала? — Вона зробила свого чоловіка мільйонером. — Он як! І як це їй вдалося? — Дуже просто: раніше він був мільярдером. Dygtig pige. - Hun har gjort sin mand til millionær på nogle få år. - Hold da op, hvad var han tidligere? - Milliardær Når kan en kvinne hjelpe en mann med å bli millionær? - Når han er milliardær fra før av... Λέει η μια μπαλαρίνα στην άλλη. - Τον βλέπεις αυτόν τον καλοντυμένο κύριο; - Μα ναι, τον ξέρω. Είναι ο κύριος Τάδε. Είναι εκατομμυριούχος. - Βέβαια, εκατομμυριούχος είναι. Εγώ τον έκανα. - Τι μου... Una mujer le decía a una amiga: - Yo fui la que hizo de mi esposo un millonario. -¿ Y qué era antes de casarse contigo?, le preguntó su amiga. Y la mujer le respondió: - Un billonario. - Cand te poate ajuta o Femeie sa devii milionar ? - Cand esti miliardar ! - Poate o femeie sa-l faca pe un barbat milioner? - Da, daca el e miliardar. La blague du jour !! Une femme raconte a une de ses amies: - C'est grace a moi si mon mari est devenu millionaire Lautre: - Et avant ,qu'est-ce qu'il etait? - Milliardaire Czy blondynka może zrobić z mężczyzny milionera? - Może, jeśli on jest miliarderem. Се фали една жена на друга: - Од мојот маж направив милионер. - А што беше пред тоа? - Милијардер.
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A boy asks his dad, “What’s the difference between potential and realistic?” The dad tells him to go ask the rest of his family if they’d sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then he’d tell him the answer. The boy goes up to his mom and asks her. She responds, “A million dollars is a lot of money sweetheart. I could send you, your sister, and your brother to great colleges, so sure, I would!” He then goes and asks his sister to which she replies, “Brad Pitt? Неll ya, he’s the hottest guy ever!” Next, the boy asks his brother who replies, “A million dollars? Неll yes I would. I’d be rich!” When the boy excitedly returns to his dad with the family’s responses, the dad says, “Well son, potentially, we have three million dollars. Realistically, we have two sluтs and a quееr.”
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Due ragazzi si incontrano in un locale e folgorati dalla passione, decidono di trascorrere da lei una lunga notte passionale. Al mattino seguente, lui nota una foto di un uomo sul comodino e comincia a preoccuparsi.
A man was drinking in a bar when he noticed this beautiful young lady sitting next to him. "Hello there," says the man, "and what is your name?"
"Hello," giggles the woman, "I'm Stacey. What's yours?"
"I'm Jim."
"Jim, do you want to come over to my house tonight? I mean, right now??"
"Sure!" replies Jim, "Let's go!"
So Stacey takes Jim to her house and takes him to her room. Jim sits down on the bed and notices a picture of a man on Stacey's desk.
"Stacey, I noticed the picture of a man on your desk," Jim says. "Yes? And what about it?" asks Stacey.
"Is it your brother?"
"No, it isn't, Jim!" Stacey giggles.
Jim's eyes widen, suspecting that it might be Stacey's husband. When he finally asks,
"Is it your husband?" Stacey giggles even more,
"No, silly!"
Jim was relieved.
"Then, it must be your boyfriend!"
Stacey giggles even more while nibbling on Jim's ear. She says, "No, silly!!"
"Then, who is it?" Jim asks. Stacey replies,
"That's me BEFORE my operation!!"
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