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Sports Jokes
What do you call 143 white guys chasing after one black guy?
The PGA Tour
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Because education pays off in the long run!
Why did the chicken get sent off?
For persistent fowl play!
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Because it heard the referee was blowing fouls
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Bring on their subs!
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team?
Because she ran away from the ball!
Why Was Cinderella such a lousy baseball player?
She had a pumpkin for a coach!
Why did a outfielder take a piece of rope onto the field?
He was the skipper!
How did the football pitch end up as triangle?
Somebody took a corner!
Why didn’t the dog want to play football?
It was a boxer!
What lights up a soccer stadium?
A soccer match!
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches?
They prefer cricket matches!
Sports Jokes
A German competitor was lost, and wanted directions to the Olympic village.  He was standing outside East Ham tube station when he saw two lads walking by so he stops them and asks,  ‘Entschuldigung, sprechen Sie Deutsch?” ‘
The two lads look at each other blankly and stare back at the German.
‘Excusez-moi, parlez vous Français?’ He tries.
The two continue to stare.
‘Parlare Italiano?’ Still absolutely no response from the two lads.
‘Hablan ustedes Espanol?’ The London lads remain totally silent.
The German Olympian walks off extremely disappointed and downhearted that he had not been understood.  One of the boys turns to the second and says, ‘You know, maybe we should learn a foreign language!’
‘Why?’ says the other, ‘That German guy knew four languages, and it didn’t do him any good!’
Sports Jokes