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Apparently on FIFA17 to score an over-head kick with your left foot you have to do a ‘Stan Collymore’.
Hit the ‘X’ repeatedly.

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Luis Van Gaal was granted a wish from a genie,
“I wish Manchester United were a better team.” he asked.
And hey presto, David Moyes was back in charge.

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The вооzеr took careful aim at the bird, but hit a frog. He picked it up, studied it, scratched his head and said, “Well, anyhow I knocked its feathers off.”

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The soccer match was over and the center forward (striker), who had muffed three easy goal shots, came over to the manager and said:
‘You’ll have to excuse me if I dash off, chief. I’ve got a plane to catch and I don’t want to miss it.’
‘Off you go, then,’ said the manager. ‘And better luck with the plane.

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Is it just me or do Liverpool seem to have lost their bite this season ?

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What does the 'N' in the Nebraska football helmet stand for?
Knowledge.

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Once a foolish teen wanted to play Cricket with the local boys. They allowed him, and when it was his turn to bat the Wicket Keeper said,
"You're holding the bat the wrong way".
The teen said that he knew. With the first ball he was out and the umpire raised his finger. The teen waved his own finger.
The umpire said "You're out!".
The teen replied "No I am not!".
The umpire said "Look one wicket has fallen down".
The teen said,
"So what there are two more to go".

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One fisherman to another, "You should've seen what happened yesterday at the lake."
"What happened?"
"I caught a twenty-three pound salmon!"
"Were there any witnesses?"
"Yes, of course! If there wasn't, it would've been thirty-three pounds."

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If procrastionation was an Olympic sport, I'd compete in it later.

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What’s the difference between Prince Andrew and Manchester United?
Prince Andrew’s never regretted getting rid of Fergie.

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Did you know O. J. Simpson is a fаn of Peyton Manning?
Yep, he likes slow white Broncos.

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What sickness does a martial artist get? Kung flu.

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England Tracksuit For Sale XXXL hardly used
Phone 07899 999999 ask for Sam!

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I haven’t seen one medal awarded at the Olympics for participation.

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Why do artists never win when they play football?
They keep drawing!

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What do you call twelve bouncers all in the same Manhattan bar?
The New York Knicks

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A lion would never cheat on his wife but a Tiger Wood.

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Why didn't the dog want to play football?
It was a boxer!

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What’s better than seeing the look of disappointment on the faces of Celtic supporters, after crashing out of the Champions League?
Seeing it twice.

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Want to get noticed? Go jogging without moving your arms.

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