Donald Trump Jokes

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RECIPROCAL TARIFFS: Narnia 67% Mars 54% Middle-earth 45% Hogwarts 33% Mordor 29% Westeros 25% Asgard 22% Wakanda 22% Jupiter 10%

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Elves and Men started this war, we will sit down with Sauron and discuss which rare earth metal reserves and pieces of the Shire he would like in return for peace. Which isildur never even tried, by...

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Meanwhile on Mcdonald island the tariff wars begin

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How tariffs work:

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He's so full of shit he needed two more assholes!!!

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Trump vs Xi Jinping 2045

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Trump

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Were running out of things to break.

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Trump - snake

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Now we just sit back and let trump be trump.

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Trump, the art of the deal

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Breaking news: Тrump declares himself new pope:"No one knows more about poping than me"

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Deal, deal deal! Say thank you

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When threatened, the common North American Trump (anus tangerinus) inflates its neck pouch and emits hostile tweets

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trump

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Everybody wants to have sex with me. Donald thats not what "fuck Trump" means

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It musk have been love but it's over now

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Bought it before elon went crazy

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Airforce 1 upgrade pending ...

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Imagine getting economics degrees from Harvard and Oxford, then having to negotiate with an orange buffoon who tariffs penguins.

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